RIP JMorrison

One of my favorite out of the sooooooo many.

Is when Cheif Wiggum pulls someone over (I forget who) and he walks up and says "Umm it looks like you had a short circuit with your back light on that left turn back there". I was dying laughing!

(I dont know if those were the right words, but it was something along that line)

There are way too many to list so I'll leave them all up to you people.

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9-11-01

Good Riddance

My favorite scene is in the episode where Homer puts all the peyote in the hippies drinks, and Ned see's pairs of hammers walking across the road.
My favorite line is when the kids get stranded on the island, and bart asks Ralph how the berries taste and Ralph replies "they taste like burning" while laying on his back on the ground. Good stuff

RIP JMorrison

Yea and when Willie(SP?) starts making out with the rake. Great episode. And I remember Homer yelling at Ned something about being Square. Funny stuff.

treehead13

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
the best part ever was one of the halloween episodes when they make a parody of stephen kings: the shining. and homer is in the dark room and marge comes in and homer says "no beer and no tv make homer somethin somethin", "go crazy??" "dont mind if i do!!!!!!!!" and then he goes absolutely crazy. that is the funniest part of ANY simpsons ever. i laugh every time i see it.

peace happy smokin

Suabakey

The whole episode is great, but the best line:

Nursery Attendant #1: I don't think the kids are having much fun in the ball room.
Nursery Attendant #2: Meh, add more balls.

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RIP JMorrison

Yea, I saw that episode last night! With the ball pits. Thats great.

And in the halloween special when bart talks to willie and says the shining and willie goes no its the shinning, do you want to get sued?!

Both great episodes.

CheebaKing

I used to watch that show every day, at one point i think i'd seen every episode, but i don't remember too many funny quotes. I thought this one was pretty funny, it was one recently.

Lisa is protesting the destruction of the environment and joins a group of hippies and later lives in a tree to prevent it from being knocked down. Anyways, i like the part when she's telling her parents about her plans although i don't remember it word for word.

Lisa- "Mom, there is something i have to do...."

Homer whispering to Marge- "I think she's gonna narc on our stash"

Marge- "Homer, we don't have stash"

Homer- "Ohhh...riiiiiiight...."

Hahaha, that brought tears to my eyes.

Farking Bastage

The hallucination Homer has after eating the hottest chili peppers.

When Marge gets a part in the musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire". After her line "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers..." the whole cast busts out in song: "You can always depend on the kindness of strangers..."

The entire Sherry Bobbins episode.

DoritosMan

I really like the one where bart dares lisa to drink the water from one of the Duff Land rides, and she gets all crazy and start hallucinating(sp?)

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PinkLincoln

You guys have some of the episodes right, but you missed some of the best moments. In the Halloween episode with the Shinning, right after Homer goes crazy, he looks at himself in the mirror and scares himself so much that he immediately falls down the stairs. Or right before that when he's like, "Gimme the bat, Marge. Gimme the bat."

And in the episode with the drugged up vegetable drinks, Barney starts hallucinating about some evil little creature so he automatically takes a drink of Duff, this pink elephant appears and stomps the thing and Barney says something like, "Thanks Pinky."

Some of the best lines come in the episode where Bart skips school and witnesses the clumsy waiter incident. Skinner's out looking for him and he's like, "Doublemint gum, trying to double your fun, eh bart. Well I'll double your detention time...I wish someone was around to hear that." Or, (to himself again) "When I catch you Bart, your ass is mine. That's right, I think words that I would never say in real life."

One more quote: when the world is ending and Lisa says something about the "wonders" of modern man being responsible for his downfall. Homer says, "Wonders, Lisa, or blunders?" "Dad, I think that was implied." "Implied, Lisa, or implode" "Mom, make him stop." Ah, so many more favorite moments, but, alas, this post is getting very long. Until next time.