BoodahSmokah

Tyler, ya dont have to explain, you're a pothead like all of us
Seven's a very nice one too.. "Do it! Do it now!" heheh

oh boy, I live in austria and most people here in the rural areas praise Arnold like a God, he even got an own soccer stadium named after him hahaha

~boodah~

MJane

Swedish_Female...LOL!!! I must say, that was quite an accurate impression of Arnie, there. I have to admit, I'll bet he and his ex, Maria Shriver, must have had some interesting dinner conversations. I would love to have been a fly on the wall at THEIR house.

"Ohh, my dahhhling Maria, yoo make such tasty apple pie, that I almoost fuhget bout yur mess-up political stand and crazy libural family."

sgtspliffkin

someone mentioned conan: the barbarian here. that is the funniest ****in movie ever stoned. there's scene where the three bandits enter the castle of thulsa doom that's the best, cause for some reason i thought all his henchmen were midgets for about 5 minutes. i dunno, it was a funny sight to see the castle filled with midgets making green human stew. then, the scene where doom turns into a snake is funny as hell cause the snake is so fake looking, its funny. plus, that scene where arnold exclaims "snakes! did you say snakes!" is funny ****. aww, good movie.

bubbachuck

Man, I don't remember wich one, but one of the Conan's flicks is with Wilt Chamberlain. Watch Wilt with those caveman like clothes is so damn funny...

But the 3 best movies to watch stoned or not are(roll the drums...):

The Master Killer
Shaolin vs. Wu Tang (listenin' to all the lines from the Clan's albums is so nice...)
5 deadly Venoms
All ol' school kung fu flicks...

Peace, One Love

Larz

Uh... Spaceballs? I know it's kinda old but I still laugh my ass off when I watch it stoned. I'm always looking for this movie after smoking

Mel Brooks's Robin Hood: Men in Tights is funny too.

How about Lethal Weapon 2 & 4. "They f*ck you at the Drive through... they f*ck you, and they f*ck you, and then they f*ck you some more."

The Whole Nine Yards: It's kind of an aquired taste with its querky sense of humor. "Full sized car PLEASE"

Night at the Roxbury: It's stupid, but funny in a way and there is some subtle humor that you probably won't spot right away.
"Doug: They were scared we were running off with some other girls. Steve: Oh, right... ... ... Ohhhh!"

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Flashbax

An absolute classic when stoned; Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet is enough to make you pee your sides. Here's a snippet from the film and easily one of the funniest:

*Spaceball 1 is chasing Princess Vespa throuh space while firing the odd laser blast past her to show they mean business, one unfortunately hits her ship*

DARK HELMET: (lifts up mask) Careful, you idiot. I said
across her nose, not up it.

GUNNER: (lifts up eye guard) Sorry, sir. (he is
cross-eyed) Doing my best.

DARK HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?

MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed,
too)

DARK HELMET: Who is he?

SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.

DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?

SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major
Asshole.

DARK HELMET: And his cousin?

SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate,
1st Class, Philip Asshole.

DARK HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship,
anyhow?

---almost everybody stands up---

ALL: Yo!

DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes.
(pulls down mask) Keep firing, Assholes.


*lol* get's me everytime!!