FieldsOfGreen

Here's a few of mine....MacGyver Friend (Marc Cohen): "Hey man, we're out of papers man."
MacGyver Smoker (Stephen Baldwin): "Alright, then get me a toilet paper roll, a cork screw, and some tin foil."
MacGyver Friend: "We don't have a cork screw."
MacGyver Smoker: "Alright, then get me an avacado, an ice pick, and my snorkel. Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less. Hurry up."

Thurgood: "Hey Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there man."
Scarface: "All we got to do is raise ten percent of one million man, which by our calculations is..."
Brian: "****in' impossible man."

Brian: "Get some sour cream and onion chips, and some dip man, and some beef jerky, and some peanut butter. Get some Haggen Daz ice cream bars, a whole lot of Ha..., make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man, some popcorn, bread popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows, the little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores man."

Brian (Jim Breuer): "Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five."
Lady Customer: "No, He autographed it himself."
Brian: "Alright, I'll give you four."

Panama

To the Movies and Television forum.

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Ross

Butterstuff! Butternut!
that whole scene

samson

Samson: And im taking your little mexican friend with me.
Scarface: I'm Cuban, B
Samson: Yes, Cuban B

Peace and One Love,
Samson

Rusty_Cage

"Do you like popcorn? It makes your teeth go, 'POP POP PA-POP POP POP!'"

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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

ikari

a friend gave me these:
"i myself am the master of the custodial arts... or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it."
"they might call this the city that never sleeps.... but i'll tell you this... it takes a lot of ****in' weed naps!"

"anyone want anything else?"
"oh yeah... give me a box of condoms and umm... whats that stuff? we used to eat it all the time back in the day... ... *****! that's right."
"you got it!"

"you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill man?"
"naw, i don't know yo!"
"you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on WEED? oh there is some weird **** there man, there's a dude sitting in the bushes man, does he have a gun? I DON'T KNOW MAN! I DON'T KNOW! what? what? red team go! red team go! its just some weird **** man."

after dog eats and then starts to fly...
"this weed is FANTASTIC!"

"marijuana is not a drug, i use to suck dick for coke. (background guy, "its true! i've seen him!) now that's an addiction man. you ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
thinks... "umm... naw! no i can't say i have!"

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mindraver

Janeane Garofalo's character: "...i must seek Buddha, i must seek Christ..."
Thurgood: "...you must seek therapy...thats what i put in there...<trails off>..."

the whole ABRACADABRA scene.

entire movie is hilarious...too many to name.

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AndieBear

"I've never been so thirsty in my entire life" as he emerges from the giant slurpee.

"Why you gotta make me feel so inferior B? Turn around and tell me, yo!" when he yells in the microphone "One Heffer w/cheese" at the burger place.

"F*ck you, F*ck you, F*ck you, you all right, F*ck you! I'm outta here!" When he quits his job at the burger place. God, I've wanted to say that soooo many times!!

"MY WEED'S WEARING OFF!!"- Kenny in jail

HAHAHAHA!! That's my favorite movie to watch high.

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FieldsOfGreen

"Man you guys gotta get me outta here..nasty nate wants my cocktail fruit,and every one likes fresh fish,and the squirrel master came outta left field and said I'm his *****,and.help!"

bo-battie

"next time, i'ma want some cocktail....FRUIT."

"abba zabba, you my only friend..."

then there's the part where kenny comes out of the store with all the food and sees the police horse and goes "hey girl, ya hungry?"
and the fat lady walking by is like "f*ck you, n*gga!"

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