Daniel

I have a choice of "Singers and Songwriters" (shopping), "Wall Street Journal Report", Paid Programming (?), Aviation Weather, Minnesota Marketplace (currently selling something that is suppose to make my thighs and buns tight), Crossroads (Spiritual), more paid programming (selling pills that help "aid" digestion), and Eastenders (seems to be a Brit comedic soap, shown on pbs).

Okay... Now my question is, how does a person expect to be entertained on a Saturday morning with crap like that on the tube?

I am thinking about watching Eastenders, but I can't understand a thing that they are saying.

Wait a sec... morning saved... We rented some Power Rangers videos for my son....

Time to melt into the couch..


Damn TV..

gatorgrower

what no espn ..... Good to see you on the boards again.....
was this a wake' bake or an all nite party?

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Peace & Cool Runnings

Daniel

Went to bed at 10 last night... Should not do this... I can only sleep about 6 hours before I have to get out of bed...

I don't do parties much....

Wife and Son are sleeping... Toke'N bit(h about TV... Sounds like a good morning.. I am not happy unless I have something to __bit(h___ about, and if it is only something small like the TV, it'll be a good day...

I think I will turn on Martha Stuart and bit(h about her.

Bailey1138

Even the cartoon network doesn't have anything good on at 5 AM. The only time I'm watching TV that early though is if I can't sleep for some unexplainable reason.....

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LoCalPoRnStaR

alls we have here at 5 am is paid programming.. but thats why i tape scooby doo

The Stoned Philosopher

watch a video or dvd then , anyway tv sucks its the mentally lobotomizes people.

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increase. This is as true of humans in the finite space of a planetary
ecosystem as it is of gas molecules in a sealed flask. The human question is
not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence
is possible for the who do survive.
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The Stoned Philosopher

AmericanWoman

What about ESPN like someone else said? Sports highlights never get old except if they are hockey highlights

Daniel

Some Crap on PBS
Some Crap selling Beauty Stuff.
Repeat of 10 PM news.
Paid Programming (Natural Luminosity, mineral based skin cream or some crap like that) (at least the chicks are... Well, nevermind, I am high)
Repeat of Conan.
Aviation Weather
Minnesota Marketplace (right now commercial selling the "ultimate 60's collection" (1800 335 0606) It's 152 classics!!


If you call now, you can get the entire set for just 4 easy payments of $29.99 (bonus album, hits of the 70's) 8cd's or cassets. call within the next 30 minutes for no shipping charges!!! call now and it is delivered risk free! if it isn't the best collection you have ever heard, return it for free!!!! Remember, it isn't sold in stores!!!!

God... will this commercial ever end>>>!!!!???? HELP

Sunny.... Thank you for..

Everyone knows it Windy.

Kind of a Drag....

children behave.

One two three...

you can't huyrry love...

Damn quit it!!!!

HOW LONG WILL IT LAST

Bill! I love you so..

I say a little prayer for you.

Ranindrops keep falling on my head.

what the world needs now is love

HELP

Its the only think that the world

These eyes.... Cry every night..

This magic moment....

ADSFASDFQASDF

smile a little smile for me... asdlfkja;sdlkfj


you don't know what it's likE

TO LOVE SOMEBODY.... THE WAY i ASDL;FJA;SLD


aqaasd:kflaS


oKAY... I GUESS that this commercial is just the next channel...



I get it... it's a half hour of the fricken 60's generation

And the sky is grey hey!!!

Okay... Trun the channel...

Worship TV (I won't go there)

Judge Mathis...



Crap... Going to turn it back to the 60's commercial...


Nope... Ain't going to even look at what I typed....
More music...

Time life guarntees your satisfacrton...

NOT SOLD IN STORES!!!

fREE SHIPPING AND HANDELING...

Crap... I am obsessed...

Maybe just high.

Daniel

Good morning starshine....
slow down, your moving to fast,

looking for fun...

this is the dawning of the age of aquarious..

la la la la la,... la al la lalla... monday monday... la alllalla


if your going to san fransisco... be sure to wear some flowers

sitting in the morning sun, I'

come on people now,. smile on your brother, come

put a little love in your heart

some day will be together....

More sales crap...

Oh... Time life has put years putting this collection together!!! Wow, I am impressed!!!

Ahh!!!! the chick just said goodbye and---

Thanks for joining us... I'm david jones...

Damn... I knew he was a looser...

(Ummm... the earlier was a stoner translation at 3:55 am of an infomercial)

But... Damm... it is STILL GOING!!!!!!!! They said goodbye!!!! Does this repeat forever???

Turtles...

we five.
I could spend hours of time and hundreds of dollers trying to put this collection toghether... but I could do it now for just 4 easy payments of $29.99... (note-isn't that over $100 bucks)?..

HELP ME PLEASE...

damn... It is now 4... Whats on?>

Daniel

The red/green show..

I am saved.