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Old 04-11-2004, 11:42 PM   #1
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Default Enzyte increases the size of your......

Nose?
I was real high last night watching the tube when that commercial for Enzyte came on. You know the one. It shows that grinning doofus Bob and explains how he has a "new swelling of pride" thanks to Enzyte, the male "enhancement" drug.
The ad is on a dozen times a day but being high I noticed how all the actors shown in the ad have very large and/ or prominent noses.
Maybe the next ad will show people with really big..... Feet.
Pay attention next time one of the ads come on, you'll see what I mean.
Pretty funny Sh*t!!!
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Old 04-12-2004, 03:21 AM   #2
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Nose?
I was real high last night watching the tube when that commercial for Enzyte came on. You know the one. It shows that grinning doofus Bob and explains how he has a "new swelling of pride" thanks to Enzyte, the male "enhancement" drug.
The ad is on a dozen times a day but being high I noticed how all the actors shown in the ad have very large and/ or prominent noses.
Maybe the next ad will show people with really big..... Feet.
Pay attention next time one of the ads come on, you'll see what I mean.
Pretty funny Sh*t!!!

hey i got an argument to settle, me and my roomate joke about enzyte and valtrex (herpies), like when his chick will be around ill yell and ask if hes taken his valtrex today. .. anwyas. does enzyte only increase yyour "man hood". or does it do the same as viagra and help impotance??? i say it only works with making your one eyed yogurt slinger bigger he says both?

anyoneknow ?
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Old 04-13-2004, 02:51 AM   #3
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hey i got an argument to settle, me and my roomate joke about enzyte and valtrex (herpies), like when his chick will be around ill yell and ask if hes taken his valtrex today. .. anwyas. does enzyte only increase yyour "man hood". or does it do the same as viagra and help impotance??? i say it only works with making your one eyed yogurt slinger bigger he says both?

anyoneknow ?
I don't know, dude, but those commericials should definitely be under the title "Things to Watch When High." I laugh my ass off everytime I see 'em.
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Old 04-13-2004, 02:07 PM   #4
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large nose........mmmmm.....maybe they all have Syphillis.............
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Old 04-14-2004, 03:35 AM   #5
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large nose........mmmmm.....maybe they all have Syphillis.............
Ya know Al Capone died of that - while in prison.
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Old 04-14-2004, 02:25 PM   #6
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i thought he was let out cuz the syphilles made him so insane they deemed him harmless to society.

anyways nah i never noticed the nose thing.i did notice on the GEICO commercials though that theres like 7 different numbers to call
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Old 04-14-2004, 11:46 PM   #7
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I love how they sidetrack the word penis, so many many times. The worth Pride is used alot though

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