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Ntcrawler

IMO one of the best but over looked comedies. If you haven't seen it you really should. It also has alot of quotable scenes.

Some fun quotes:

"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy"

I have to comment on this be for unleashing it. One of teh characters gets high for the first time and ends up on the streets fucked up when a old lady walks up to him. and this is how the conversation is on the high dude.

Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?

He also ends up passing out on the street and dreams that he is clinton talking on the stand about his marijuana usage and it goes some thing like this.

judge asks him about if he smoked marijuana.
Gutter then says "Yes, but i didn't exhale!"

 

2point4

Blow me where the pampers is! I love that line. They've been playing this on HO here and there, so catch it if you haven't seen it.

Ari Gold is in it...so is Joe Dirt.

imported_Lebowski4Prez

Joe Dirt...or David Spade?

OP - funny ass quotes man...the name of the actual movie is PCU?

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Yup.

I freakin' love this movie. For me it's the only college movie that comes close to being as good as Animal House. It was based on life at Wesleyan University back in the day. And the guy who wrote it, Zak Penn, contributed to the X2 and X3 scripts.

"OK, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face. But there's one thing that will always unite us and them: they're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control! Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us! Please have a party! Feed us drinks! Get us laid! AAHHHHHH!"

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90minuteIPA

"Well, where the hell is Gutter?"
"Probably in a parking lot somewhere picking his nose"
::Cuts to scene of Gutter under a streetlight picking his nose::

"'A Bridge Too Far.' Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!
PINS AND NEEDLES! PINS AND NEEDLES!!!"


"That weasel snagged the bee!"
"Alright! Bong hits anyone? Haha!"

 

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"You see those girls?"
"Yeah."
"No you don't. Those are women. Call 'em girls and they'll pop your face."