dirtbomb

"Mama told me not to smoke it, but I did and it took me far away"-Johnny Paycheck "The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised".

"I feel inclined to blow my mind. Get hung up. Feed the Ducks with a bun"- Small Faces "Itchycoo Park".

"Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. Somebody spoke and I went into a dream"- The Beatles "A Day In The Life".

"If he says I walk the ocean, every time I take the notion, you know you're talking to that Reefer Man". -Cab Calloway "Reefer Man".

Got more, Peeps?

SimpleGreen

Where you gonna go when you get so high you laugh about it
Laughing at my shoes, they're red as your eyes, but we laugh about it
-Bargain Music

Threw up an apple to see if it could bounce
Came over yo your house and I bought an ounce
Thought about the millennium and then I realized
This could be the decade when they legalize
-Bargain Music

I packed this bowl for two
And I am gonna wanna smoke it with you
-Expendables

Things would be better if I was back at home with Pepper
Burning pakalolo, not even noticing the weather
-Pepper

Smoke the marijuana and get high
Stay above the wicked and fly
I'm feeling so very good about myself
Babylon aint feeling good damn that's their problem
-Sizzla

(And, my all time favorite...)
I use the force cause I am a Jedi
but when I’m hittin’ up a blunt
you know I’m down to get high
Roll another one until you know what it means to say
Goddamn you’re a smokin’ machine
-Slightly Stoopid

And there's always Sublime, but they have way too many to list, so I'll let some others take care of that.

FunkySkunky

"Pick it, pack it, fire it up. Come along and take a hit from the bong. Put the blunt down just for a second. Don't get me wrong but it's not a new method; inhale, exhale... Just got an ounce in the mail. I like a blunt or a big fat cone but my double barrel bong is getting me stoned. Hone skill it, there's water inside. Don't spill it. It smells like shit on the carpet. Still it goes down smooth when I get a clean hit of that skunky, funky, smelly green shit. Sing my song, puff all night long... as I take hits from the bong."

Cypress Hill - Hits From the Bong

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Train2Bangkok

"A Passage to Bangkok" by Rush
(from the album "2112")

Our first stop is in bogota
To check columbian fields
The natives smile and pass along
A sample of their yield
Sweet jamaican pipe dreams
Golden acapulco nights
Then morocco, and the east,
Fly by morning light

Were on the train to bangkok
Aboard the thailand express
Well hit the stops along the way
We only stop for the best

Wreathed in smoke in lebanon
We burn the midnight oil
The fragrance of afghanistan
Rewards a long days toil pulling into katmandu
Smoke rings fill the air
Perfumed by a nepal night
The express gets you there

Audio

"Weed is like Nike, I just do it" -Redman

Feorge Gorman

John Prine - Illegal Smile

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

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FunkySkunky stole mine

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"Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes crimes out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." Lincoln

dirtbomb

"Hey Rasta Man! Hey, what you say? Gimme some of your Sensey. It's just like I said. You send it straight to my head. Now I'm feeling high. Oh, so high".
"One Draw"- Rita Marley (Quoted from hazy '80's memories, so I might have screwed it up a little. )

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Sweet Sensimilla, Mystic Roots

I’m freakin’, I’m funkin’, I’m ill-smokin’ skunk
And I smoke hella grass and I smash like the pumpkins
I feel uplifted, gifted they say, because I stay
Blunted all li-di-di-da-di-day
My rap gets shorter, in the court there’s no order
When I reach in my pocket for a 1 and a quarter
Zig-zag, big bag a buddha that be stinky like yo’ beaver
Cause I just smoke cannibus-sativa
I leave a roach in your ash tray, blast way
Up in a cloud a smoke while I freak nasty
Ladies love a man because he’s fly
But I ain’t lovin’ nothin’ but my high
Lay low, stay low, I’ll stay straight to the point
Stay strapped with a bong; in the clip: it’s the joint
Keep two in my pocket cause I always love to rock it
I like to smoke a joint with my lady before I knock it
Ashes to ashes dust to dust
Pack another bowl with the sticky green stuff
So ruff, so tuff, I’m straight buddha-blessin’
But on the realla, the Mystic Roots got a question:
Who freaks the funk? The Ill funk-freaka
Smokin’ straight: Sweet sensimillia



Smoke Two Joints, The Toyes

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

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sk3y

Gospel weed song - Bizarre

[ Chorus ]

i Wake Up Praising God Every Day,
i Wanna Smoke Some Weed And Roll Me The J,
thank You Jesus, (Thank You Jesus) Thank You Lord (Thank You Lord)
for Letting Me Live Another Day! Hey-Hey!

[ Verse 1 ]

nigga I'm High, Nigga You High,
let's Get High In The Motherfucking Sky,
watch The Butterflies, Hit The Wall,
and If You Feeling Down, Give Your Boy Your Call.
weed, It Takes Your Stress Away,
that's Why Bizarre Smoke 10 Blunts A Day.
it's Not That One Stinky, Inky Green Stuff
line It, Pass It And Take A Puff.
having A Bad Day, Stop By My House,
cause Most Like You I Got A Blunt In My Mouth.
but You See I'ma Relack Some Chill;
and If You Smoke Weed, That Shit I Got Some Deals.
what You Need Girl? A Fucking Refill?
a Fat-Back The Weed In Some Happy Meal?
no, Baby, I Don't Smoke "new Ports".
only Fat-Back The Weed In This Ass-Court.

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 2 ]

sunday Morning, Bizarre Have Day,
blunt In My Mouth, Watching Dj Dre.
dangerous My, Just Like Cudio
only Church I Know, A Sleep-Dog Studio.
wide Out The Raps, Blowing In My Lap,
Bizarre Inc - Gospel Weed Song
lyrics from Lyrics & free Mp3 music downloads.
rap Hennesy, Keep The Acid Tap.
i'm Glad, That I ?Don't Rude? Out South,
take Here My Keys, Be The Man In The House,
??? Mushrooms, And Yellow Starbus,
fat-Backs And Middles And Missing Jots,
kidding And Lap, Come On Jump Pants,
reg A Bottle Of Gin, Two And Your Freaky Friends
aww, Fuck It! Let's Go To See The Point,
bring Your Cell Alone, Shit, Kid At The Joint,
cause Rapping, It's A Four. Time's Up!
all I Wanna Smoke Weed And Praise God!

[ Chorus ] X 2