Brossy

What the hell is up with her?!?!? I swear all she must do is get high and fuck, because all she makes me want to do!!!

That latest song of hers 'Single ladies', have any of you seen the clip?!?! It's just 3:20 of her and 2 other chicks dancing in tiny little outfits, and Beyonce with her un-human thigh/waist/ass/hips area. Seriously, she could store canned food in stacks on those hips they come out so much! So then on top of that, she makes the CATCHIEST fucking tunes!!! All I can think about is wondering why I didn't put a ring on it if I liked it!!!

God, just... don't ever smoke and listen to Beyonce, it's way too good. I feel like the biggest fag liking that shit, and I feel like some mainstream idiot for buying into pop music, but jesus... the beats she comes up with are just infectious! Then as if it's not enough, she puts on this awesome thumping beat, gets 2 of her friends, they undress and just dance for you for over 3 minutes!!!

Conclusion: If Beyonce doesn't exist just to get high, provide other stoners with undeniably awesome beats, and have lots of sex, I don't know what she's here for... because all she makes me want to do is listen to those beats while high, then go have sex.

The end.