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TheCleric

The violent femmes- Blister in the sun

When im a walking, i start to stop man im so strung out
Im high as a kite so i just might stop to check you out

Ohh let me go out like i blister in the sun ohh let me go out big hands you know your the one.

Slightly Stoopid- Jedi

I use the force cause i am a jedi and when im hittin on a blunt ya know im down to get high, roll another blunt until ya know what it means to say god damn your a smoking machine, its just the bass.

Cleric

 

theinfamousgoat

Some folks say that smokin herb is-a crime
They catch ya smokin and thier bound to drop-the-dime
Insufferable, Informer Crazy Fools
Quick with their fingers crossed for-you-to break-the-rules

I wannna Know, Know right know
Is there one of you in-the-crowd?
Are you gonna call-nine-one-one?
And spoil all of my fun?

And in the eveing we try to Jam
We like the music loud in th-here-band
We drop the bass line as far down as-we-can

LOAD UP THE BONG
CRANK UP THE SONG
LET THE INFORMER CAL 9-1-1
AND WHEN THE SEC-URI-TY PO-LICE COME
DONT TRY TO RUN
DONT TRY TO HIDE
JUST PULL OUT THE NINE
POP IN THE CLIP
HUH!
AND LET ONE SLIP
INTO THOSE CRAAAZY....FOOOLs!

-Sublime-In the Mood-Self title

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-You might be a skinhead
You might be a punk
Just give us a quarter so we can get drunk-

Broliette

I smoke two joints when i get up, in the car I smoke two joints...
I smoke two joints when I play video game and at every 10,000 points; I smoke two joints.

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Feorge Gorman

...'Illegal Smile'.

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

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feorge

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loki

i tried to stay all the way playa when it came to game
but got benched in a sense when it came to Jane
i can't explain the deep breaths that i take in her presence
fond recollections connect to every ounce of her essence
i love her, till she join with the air up above her
love so strong it can't be wrong for her to share with another...
etc, etc.

 

Jake

So this I dedicate to her, may she one day be free
Free to grow upon this earth and free to reproduce seeds
Free so all my fellow brethren can breathe easily
Free so we can live in peace with unity

-KMK "Light it up"

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jrshighrollers

"If your boss is a fuckin' jerk, then you better get high before you go to work"
That's from Johnny Reeferseed and The High Rollers first single "Light 'Em Up" featuring Afroman. Check it out at MySpace.com - Johnny Reeferseed & the High Rollers - DES MOINES, Iowa - Jam Band / Rock / Blues - www.myspace.com/jrshighrollers

ZephyrEire

I like Mary Jane's Last Dance better, but this one's more weed related ^_^

Tom Petty - You Don't Know How it Feels

Let me run with you tonight
Ill take you on a moonlight ride
Theres someone I used to see
But she don't give a damn for me

But let me get to the point, lets roll another joint
And turn the radio loud, I'm too alone to be proud
You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels to be me

People come, people go
Some grow young, some grow cold
I woke up in between
A memory and a dream

So lets get to the point, lets roll another joint
Lets head on down the road
Theres somewhere I gotta go
And you don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels to be me

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"soon we were all smiling and feeling really mellow. And then I realized I was high. I loved the sensation. It felt like medicine to soothe the soul and awaken the senses. There was nothing awkward or scary - I didn't feel like I had lost control - in fact, I felt like I was in control."
-Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers

Purpose420

I don't have a favorite line they all make sense, but I made one up that kind of funny. I always tell my friends afroman forgot a line, then I smile and say "I was going to be a quadriplegic but then I got high" and bust out laughing.

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Dark

Good choice man I have the chorus in bold as my ringtone for some of my stoner friends, the ones that only call if one of us has weed .

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