deadhed

Looking at the music scene today, I feel prepared to make a few predictions:

1. Pop music will move towards hip-hop, rap will move towards pop. NSync will disappear in 2 years or so, much like BSB. Pop music will become decidedly more urban.

2. Nu-metal/suicide rock/other assorted noises will be a passing trend. Bands like Staind will (sadly take over the rock scene) Scary stuff like Mudvayne, System of a Down, etc... won't last for a while because their music sucks and people will: a)find their music unlistenable and move onto bands with more melodic rage. b)commit suicide because of the secret messages in the songs.

3. The rock scene will regress to an alternative mid-90s sound. This (actually) is a good thing looking at what music is being produced now.

4. Kid Rock will be playing with a lighter in his trailer home and will catch one of his 80% polyester wife-beater shirts on fire. He will be engulfed in flames and quickly die. Pamela Anderson, who was at waist-level at the time of the incident, will melt.

5. Global warming will melt the ice caps and we will all die. This global warming will be caused by the pollution that comes from a factory in Guatemala that is currently working at 200% capacity, which makes "WP", "YEM", and "GD" stickers that yuppies stick on the back of SUVs.

Feel free to make any follow-up predictions...