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Crazy Horse

Look at this, trying to be great
He knew someone would throw it in his face
Cause click on his link, and you will see
The Cleric must smoke some really good weed
"I'm a Mod, and I'm so bad"
Shutting **** down, with a sh*tty rap
Linking the wrong thread, tried to look smart
I brought this in here, so ya'll can pick him apart
Ya'll ready to go, here I'll start
This is where I say my part
You can't rap, and must be dumb
Closing and linking to the same one
Was it fun, trying to run, everything all at once
Then you try to freakin rhyme,
Then these dude's told me it's "Battle Rap" time
Maybe the Cleric is Little Z in disguise
You step in the game, even when you're playing
And concentrate not on your work, but more what you're sayin
And little mistakes, foil the greats, if you are what you say
Then why did I beat you to what you wanted to say
See I can rhyme say with say
And still win the award of the day
Over this, hollarin, "BAST-IN, what?"
Dude do you realize how bad that sucked?
F*ck this sh*t, I'm done with it
*Throws around some F.T.W. signs, and screamin' "GANGSTA, GANGSTA"*

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Crazy Horse

I can't see them banning you
This shouldn't count as flamin
Not in this thread dude
He rapped, he was claimin'
Something went wrong
I tried to post reply
But I took to long
And that's my song
And anyways, it's all in good fun
I mean read it, this thread is kinda dumb
But that's okay again, my friends
Cleric come back and rap with us when
You say you see every post
Which one pisses you off the most
Shutting it down, and tellin' us why
Thinkin' your rhyme, somehow makes us cry
But really I'm fine, and you should be too
"Battle Rappin" is not for me or you
Til' next time, I see a whack rhyme
I'll see ya'll later, and remember stay high...

little Z

crazywhore why you think your good lately?
you jus like my flows thats why you you hate me
i bet your gay and you wanna date me,
but na, il pass im straight see?

gettin tired of you talkin smack,
you need to lay of the crack,
before i choke your ass til you have a heart attack,
take your last breath, cause yous bout to witness death,
you gonna lose, its your choice you choose,
i stab your ass then take your shoes,
throw you in the trunk and cruise
now you dead all over the news
body be missin,thats for all the dissin
you should of listen,to what i say, i dont play,
kill yo ass any day

Ross

That’s it, I have to post
You’re all terrible, you’re toast
At the most you’re about to feel my roast
You kids can’t spell
What the hell?
Let me be the first to say farewell
Send you to a prison cell
You couldn’t even battle Alexander Graham Bell
Why do you act all high and mighty?
You’re not God, alrighty
You’re not even Aphrodite
I’m going to call you whitey
So shut up and quit pretending
This thread better be ending
There are better things to be tending
Defending, mending, have you ever heard of deficit spending?
One more thing, lay off the profanity
You are pushing me to the brink of insanity.

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chronic_24/7

ross PLEASE don't clown
you can't fvckin rap
i'll make you cry, break you down
i'll whoop your ass till you're dead
you'll walk away with your ball, you'll close down the thread
go cry to admin
thats just sad man
"panama these kids are makin my cry"
check out Chronic, he's a bad man
if you're not prepared to be dissapointed then don't even try.
but seriously though
chill out, relax, smoke some dro
and blow the weed clouds to and fro
but don't try rhymin, unless you have impenitrable timin, but you don't
so on this ladder of success, you definitely ain't climbin.

 

little Z

im bout to get rid,of this little kid
still spittin rythmes at the wanna be boss,
the little dumbass ross,bout to higher your pulse
the **** you spittin aint real its false
you aint shuttin **** down,
this is this the tightest thread around
ever since this thread starts
we takin number one on the charts
we aint goin no where,
you ****in queer, i say that **** to you ear,
cause my ass dont care,
what you thinkin,or what you drinkin
i spit this **** faster than you be blinkin,
you suck and your ryhmes will always be stinkin
whats said is said get the **** out this thread

Ross

Are you serious? Your flows get worse and worse
You don’t have the smarts for the art of verse
Little Z, I can’t follow you, all I see are stars
I’m gonna have to put you both behind bars.
Just stop, go home, do you have some kind of syndrome?
You threaten, but you don’t scare me
I guarantee that neither one of you will get a CD
Or a degree, probably just HIV
So go practice your ABC and if I see you again
You’ll be hanging from the branch of a tree

TheCleric

Some of you here are under the impression that i get off while doing my job as a moderator. Some of you see me as nothing more than an authority figure trying to lay down the law on you. You think im just walking around here with a chip on my shoulder thinking im cool cause i can bust peoples balls since im a mod. You people are terribly mistaken. For the record i cannot ban anyone, only administration can do that, so any of you out there who are so convinced that they are going to get banned for speaking their mind, get over it. What i posted in the other thread was a JOKE but none of you seemed to take it as such, you took it that ole Cleric is just trying to start some **** and close the thread so no one can get a word in at him. Its kind of funny that a bunch of stoners could be so sensitive yet act like such tough guys in this thread. The reason i closed the last thread is because its a duplicate topic, wether you people like it or not YOU voted ME to do this job and i do it, i dont get any thanks from anyone and i dont ***** (present ***** discluded) i dont do this job for thanks i do it because i enjoy this website. My suggestion to the people in this thread who took my post as an attack is to lighten up, the world isnt a rap video. Anyone who has known me longer than a month can tell you im not a bad guy but, if you back me into a corner im going to come out swinging and hard. I dont think im tough and i dont go to bed at night going "ohh man i am SOOO cool as a mod on marijuana.com god dayum im the coolest kid around" anyone who thinks that clearly does not know what a mod has to go through on here on a regular basis.

Now to the topic of this thread. In truth this thread should have been nixed after reply number 2. For some reason it was left open and now it contains nothing of any worthwhile value anymore. You all have gotten your feelings out in a barrage of insults and swears and personal attacks on other members in this thread. Im glad its out of everyones system now. This website is not about this content, its about marijuana. The music forum is for discussing music and not launching attacks on other members through a freestyle rap thread. Any further threads will be watched with heavy scrutiny, we do not tolerate overuse of profanity or racist remarks/gay bashing. This website has bigger fish to fry and too good of a thing going for it to be bogged down with such a negative image from one thread. You guys had your fun, everyones pretended to be tough guys and now the time is up. You can interpret this as me being a big sissy or a nazi moderator or however you want but know this, i do this job because i want you all to have a decent place to converse on the internet about marijuana without so many stupid people messing it up for the group as a whole. And contrary to popular belief closing a thread is not something that thrills me, every thread has potential on here, some are just not appropriate for the website and this is one of them.

If anyone has any further comment you can PM me or you can if you feel you have been wrongly prosecuted in this thread and dont understand why its being closed, post a thread in the marijuana.com forum asking for it to be reviewed.

Thank you all and have a good night.