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ailo630

Anyone else flow while there high? If you do, throw somethin down on this thread.

(I know alot of people on this site dont flow, dont hate if you dont got skillz)

Yo check it, words swoll from flexin/Adolessions will recieve a lesson/
Messin with me while blazed/Catch visions of sprayed Aks/
Like its Dday im going today/no stoppin me smokin on friday/
that tex N dex my eyes red/Fuk'n wit me, put down dead/
My buzz's wuts alive not me/My green give me my speed/
Bruise your dome wit lyrics/So clear distinct when spitted/
My soul is frownin, but my face is smillin,typing on Mj.com/
My hand comes out of the Cd-rom, fist clenchin a bomb/
Boom, particals zoom, haha, say good bye to your room/
Hatas get tossed in there fated tomb, beware you fewls/
Snatchin your jewls no new brew for the loose two f**s/
Murda witha plastic bag strip you from your cheap rags/
Whutchu had is gone no way of returned, you got burned/
So learn not to step to someone who learned the ropes/
At a young age spittin smokin herb on the curb chi burbs/
Whatchu heard is just a test for the rest, whos the best?/
Dont talk s*** catch a slug to the chest or center head/
Have your emotional parents lay you in your death bed/
Your bro or sis askin pops "what happend dad?"d-e-a-d/
Actin like you got a-d-d, or you just way to high & drunk/
Sittin, chillin, fillin, the herb/Good dope one hit choke so/
Its more potent then you hoped/Tossed like you on a boat/
When the blunt hits down/How you hold it in so long?/
A hooda to burn up all the buddah, so many bong choices/
Weed thats THC moisted frosted with crystals, no no no/
We dont smoke that little, a lure like hansel an gredal/
No not metal, or no wood japedo, rap is 100% mental/
Show me your lyrical potential...

 

hauptmann

Talking about Ak's when youve never seen a Daisy
like a bag of stems your lyrics dont phase me
cursing and using slang, acting ghetto
your so young, your rapping about Gepetto
your lines are far from artistic
like a special ed kid your far to simplistic
your a wanna be m.c.
but I doubt you have a high school degree
or even a G.E.D.
Do you even have a J-O-B?
your lines dont even make sense to me
your talking about lyrical potential
when your lyrics are inconsequential
online you think your smooth like butter
but in real life I bet you stutter
but what can we expect though
your dads broke
and your moms a ho


time: 55 seconds.
Nice try.
I dont even listen to rap
Come again

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hauptmann

double posted ,im baked, give me some slack

hauptmann

Gonna post back? I know it took you 3 hours to write the last one, but cant you come up with this one off the top of your head?

Devio

Lookin thru my optics an see haupman on a cops d1ck,
Im hot like tropics when i shoot words like comets,
Your comments are nonsense spelling words like ur in kindergarten,
Ill set ya eyes ablaze with this burning text an u get killed by arson,
So listen up ,u rappin like a retard in a spelling bee,
ill slap u through the net an send u a ecard filled with weaponry,
So why u testin me?
Im the hidden entity ready to throw verbal spears at your virgin ears, i know u like going to gay DEA sites, so why u surfin here?


LETS FLIP IT UP BIATCHACHACHA

Haupman, aka Narcotics Agent,
Ill slash u so quick u fall to the hardened pavement,
I slaughter gaymen, I bet your idol is Elton john,
You'll be suicidal strapped with a dildo an a 10 foot bomb,
Go ahead detonate an do the world a favor,
kill ya self, dont hate on this rhyme sayer


Just like 3 minute keystyle.

 

TylerDurden

...(as he gets jiggy with it)...."Word, yo!"

...(turns his hat sideways and crosses his arms..)

...."now ive seen it all", he says.

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hauptmann

you rap about elton john and gay porn
come on everyones heard this sh!t before
look everyone its the real slim shady
you rhyme about dildos
is your real name jan brady
for real though
lines about sucking d!ck and gay porn
what are you eminem reborn?
devio lacks iq talent and style
he gets all his rhymes from the movie 8 mile
your skills are humorous
but not very versitile
your flaws are numerous
and your even not worthwhile
go back to detroit
go back to 8 mile

Captain Honkey

Oh man, freestyle battling on the Internet.

I wash my hands of this.

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soybomb

...Rrrrrrrrrrrrright................

Crazy Horse

I can't rap, I just thought I would try
Cause I think anyone can make some words rhyme
I do it all the time, on the fly, doin' crimes
I'm fine, though, don't cry, it must be a sign
To me, I think, can't anyone see
You can write all these words down and be
"Yo I wrote this in 2.4 seconds dude"
I ain't tryin' to be rude, I ain't even got a clue
Sittin here all stoned, with nothin' else to do
Not rhymin for ****, wrong beat in my head
Tryin to hear shady, I hear Floyd instead
"Wish You Were Here", yeah here instead of dead
You know it's not red, that ain't what I said
I said I'm gonna be, a little rappin' G
Ya'll can't even see, the realest part of me
I don't expect you to though, like my flow
Cause ya'll don't know, the way that I roll
Deep to the store, gotta get some more
Hide that on the floor, it's the "POE-LEASE", oh no
They passed us on up, yo fire it back up
Smoke it...

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