Soda

Hi there.

I'm posting an article.

And listening to Tool.

The article is http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1829

...but who wants to click an intimidating link. You've waited this long for the page to load, right? You want your damn article and you want it now. That's your <<<<<<<<<<American >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> right. God save the King.


Oh. Wait, sorry. I just looked at the thing again and you probably should click the link because the illustrations are pretty much vital for this one. This article is very well written.



http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1829




( if you have decided not to read the article because of the inexpressable agony of load times, this one takes half as long and is more likely to please the entire stoned community http://www.tomysurprise.net/ )

I think something awful is the best website in the world and should be more cult. The forums are mucho calliente as well. However, marijuana.com is my favorite.

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A grain of wheat eclipsed the sun of Adam,
Like as the Dragon's tail dulls the brightness of the moon.

— Rumi: Masnavi I Ma'navi

Mattacular

I love Tool, I think they are awesome and I am not usually into that kind of music for the most part.

That said, Something Awful is hilarious (especially their guides). I thoroughly enjoyed the Tool article. It made fun of a lot of things that are true about the band. I'm just glad they didn't say anything harsh about the music, cause there is really nothing to say.

Coolguy

Think the avatar speaks for itself.

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