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This is the funniest song in the world, its called if i owned a midget by benefit. Download it, buy it whatever but i was stoned when i herd it so i was laughing my ass off. Sorry if there is anyone short here.

but the first line in the song is "lifes got me sad, but if i had a midget id be glad."

 

imported_ll Marsh ll

HAHA DUDE that is a hilarious song ive heard that befor. Yo itz definatly one that needz to be downloaded.

He'd have a big head short legs and long torso
The name that Id give my pet midget is little Gordo
I'd teach him tricks like backflips and side kicks
When company came over he'd perform and get tips
But If he kept acting up and really made me sick
Id hang him upside down and poke him with a stick
He'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead
And he'd be in the guiness book for the worlds biggest head

Yo i love that ****! im gonna have to go listen to it.
PEACE