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I'd heard this before, as I'm a fan of Bob & Tom.
Wheile driving back from El Paso yesterday, we played this and I thought it would be cool to post the lyrics here, since it's a funny stoner-related song....

"Munchies" by Richard Bowden
(Included on Bob & Tom Gone Wild)

He's eatin' Krispy Kreme doughnuts with onion dip.
An ice cream sandwich with asparagus tips.
He's puttin' bleu cheese dressing on his raisin bran.
He can't stop a-eatin, he's so hungry, man.

(chorus)
He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
He'd stop eatin' if he could.
He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
I guess when you're stoned, everything tastes good.

(Spoken)
What's he getting now? Is that milk or cottage cheese?

He lives with his mother and he calls her "dude".
He sits on the sofa eatin' all of her food.
Pickles and liver and a chocolate cake.
And some Puppy Chow he's gonna shake and bake.

(chorus)
He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
He'd stop eatin' if he could.
He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
I guess when you're wasted, everything tastes good.

(refrain)
He ate the baking soda from the back of the fridge.
He drank the hot dog water, too.
He's eating Cheetos and Fritos and tater tots.
And he's dippin' them in Elmer's glue.

Well, he rolled a big fat one 'bout an hour ago.
And ate a stick of butter and some cookie dough.
It tasted so good he had to get some more.
He drove about five miles an hour to the grocery store.

(chorus)
He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
He'd stop eatin' if he could.
He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
I guess when you're loaded, everything tastes good.

He's got the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
He'd stop eatin' if he could.
Hey, hey, it's the mu-u-u-u-u-u-unchies.
I guess when you're stoned, everything tastes good.

(spoken)
What's that? Chicken-fried grapefruit? Huh, I wouldn't mind tryin' that.

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