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Feorge Gorman

I'm My Own Grandpa

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]

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pkster8235

You will notice the title of the thread is "Your favorite lyrics or phrase".

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IGemini

I can read, but since no one mentioned anything like phrases from movies, books, etc, in the music section.

If that's the case, wouldn't it be more appropriate outside the music section?

Bud&bluntman

this is where it belongs, dont bring up the technical bullsh*t.

 

dedbr

" I hear the train a'comin',
It's rolling around the bend,
And I ain't seen the sunshine,
Since I don't know when,

I'm stuck an Folsum prison,
And tiiimmmee keeps draggin' on.....,"

Johnny Cash....Folsum Prison Blues


Some Where In Ded Land........

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I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These are your greatest treasures...Tao Te Ching

In three words I can sum up everything I know about life: it goes on.Robert Frost

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Dark

Hell yes. At Folsom Prison was a great performance

Now some more Johnny
"This world is rough, and if a man's gonna make it he's gotta be tough
And I knew that I wouldn't be there, to help you along,
So I gave you that name and I said goodbye, I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's that name that helped to make you strong
He said, now you just fought one hell of a fight,
And I know you hate me and you got the right,
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do,
But you oughta thank me before I die, for the gravel in yer guts and the spit in your eye,
Cause I'm the son of a bitch that named you Sue."
Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue

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Bud&bluntman

everyone likes johnny cash

Dark

Quite the contrary. Many stoners that I've met do like him, yes, but he is one of the most controversial artists out there for his time and genre

deepinsidevapo

"Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should and
let go of what you can't change.
Kiss slowly, love deeply, forgive quickly
and take chances.
Have no regrets as the biggest regrets in life
are the chances we never take"

I'm not sure where that on came from, I think i found it on myspace somwhere and really liked it.


"I wipe the night from my eyes
Block out the sunny day and I hide
Everythings falling down around us
Im just missing the rain
Im happier now today
Dont let me down
Dont let me go
A change of seasons inside her mind
In time Ill decide
In time Ill decide to move on
We change directions, we watch the tides
And we borrow too much
We form restrictions and we form lines
And we separate you from me
Sometimes, sometimes we carry more weight than we own
Oh but sometimes sometimes goes on" from Sometimes by Candlebox

"You come around when you findly face this
You come around when you find me faceless
Fuck Me Like You Hate Me" FMLYHM by Seether