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Haha yeah. It's been talked about and talked about, but I remember when I came here when I started (~2 years ago) and would find the getting caught stories interesting, as well as all of the little stories of getting caught or away.

This is just a simple guide to keeping weed ay-okay because as they say, it is not illegal........ unless you get caught.

Basically,
1. Get your own place. Apartment or house, you can smoke - just be smart. Just be weary of neighbors, smoke in your living room or something with windows and doors closed so that smell doesnt constantly leak into the atmosphere.


2. Living with parents - or cannot smoke inside? Open the window if you can (at least crack it), and point a fan toward it so air blows outside. Use a defunkafier ("defunk") to exhale the smoke out of. See below for making of defunk. After you're done smoking out of a pipe (only pipes, bongs, nothing that conitnuously burns like a joint because those reek too much), spray some air freshener! I LOVE the febreeze air effects, ones with super quiet squirt gun. It will help to towel the door but not always necessary.

3. Smoke in the restroom with shower on. This works, but not so much if other people use it as well. If you have a private bathroom this is perfect to smoke in. The steam from the shower pulverizes the smoke and smell! I would use a defunk in there just to be safe though.

4. Or finally, use your closet in your room! This is perfect for when living with parents, Create a little sit down spot to chill out at, pillows and what not. Add some neat lighting if you wish. And basically just smoke using a defunk, then spray a little after and shut the door when you are inside and when finished.

TIP: When smoking out of the pinch or bowl inside, it will create way less smoke if you develop a procedure. Pinch hitters dont create as much smoke due to smoke being blocked from going upwards. First, hit the bowl, then carb if need be, and put palm of your hand over the bowl, or your defunk. Known as "capping" the bowl. I like to push the burning weed down lightly to help calm the smoke down, then cap. Sometimes she just gets too heated. If she continues to burn as you are capping it, it helps to keep hitting it UNCARBED (no thumb on carb) to keep clearing the chamber. Then blow out of the defunk and keep it capped as much as you can.

DEFUNK: Most of you will know about this, but here's how to make a defunk. Is what works best is a plastic bottle, such a vitamin water bottle (What I use, and have for a long time), and empty it. Wash it out a bit. Take a some scissors and cut at least 3 holes along the outer edge of the BOTTOM of the bottle. Then stuff it with dryer sheets (use lots, it helps), then SMOKEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Good luck you all!