potboy

Some of u may remember me asking about my first time, last night i hit a gravity bong 3 times and smoked half a joint. I got high definitely but my mom came home and thought i was actin funny, she looked me in the eyes real long and they were bloodshot, and she took my pulse and it was double, and i was really relaxed even though she was yellin at me. She said im gonna get u a drug test and i said go for it i got nothin to hide, i told her i was sick and i had a fever (really) but the problem is she may or may not get me a drug test. IDK yet though. so if she does how in the hell can i pass it.

peace n love

well, you could always decline the offer. i'm not sure how your mom would take that but it is always an option.

Bankrupt On Selling

Read this

http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...elines-n2.html

And this

http://www.marijuana.com/urine-testi...elines-n2.html

Hope that helps

imFADED

I would just try to avoid her as much as you possibly can. If caught, it isn't the end of the world and you won't be in as much trouble if you get caught again hehe

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macphearsome

when is she drug testing you?

the easiest way to pass a drug test is to... well believe it or not, don't do drugs.



i remember when i got caught when i was like, 19. my parents just gave me a long lecture when I came home baked once, and i felt so bad about it that i didn't touch the stuff for 6 months after that

these threads always disappoint me because there's always so much advice that basically says "ignore your mom" or "disobey your parents what do they know." i guess everybody has a different situation.

how old are you anyways?

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imFADED

I really did not mean to come across that way but if his piss is going to be dirty than he should honestly avoid his mom.

macphearsome

oh totally agreed. i guess if the test is an immediate sort of threat then my advice isn't really all that helpful anyways.

The Blazemaster

Well, you dont have to take the test. But your mom might think your up to something and it will just look sketchy. Maybe lay off the tokin' for a bit, drink water and work out alot before your test. THC metabolites are stored in fat cells, you want to get rid of the metabolites as fast as possible.

Dont quote me on this, but I saw on MANswers that taking four aspirin, four hours before your test helps you pass.

SoThrowd

Will not work with up to date drug tests. Drug test companies are not stupid.

potboy

im 14.