Marijuana.com

paki_eyez

If you read some of my other posts you'll notice I like to share my expeiriences of being high. Mostly just funny/scary dealing with cop stories.
This one breaks the mold people.
This has to have been the most BIZZARE thing yet.
Why does weird stuff only happen to me? More specifically when Im very very high?
I digress.

It was mid afternoon last Saturday. Me and my boyfriend decide to go to the mall. My boyfriend doesn't smoke so I decide since I have a little extra cash to pick up a little weed and smoke before we leave.
I go to my cousins ex husbands house to get it. He doesn't charge me because Im family. And appearantly its hydro.
My mouth started to water. I got home lit up a few joints, and it was probably the most heavenly high I had ever experienced. It tasted and smelled almost perfumed. Anyway. We start to head off to the mall, I was nearly stumbling off of my porch. And the malls a little bit away, and I love being the passenger while Im high. Not to mention my boyfriend drives way too damn fast. It just feels great all put together.
We get to the mall (For those of us in the metro Detroit area, macomb mall)
We walk into the entrance by the movies. We look at the movies and didnt see anyone that interested us so we start walking past little ceasers.
How they allowed this guy into the mall is beyond me.
He was about medium stature, tan, probably of Mexican decent.
Completely bald, coke bottle glasses, and no teeth.
He was wearing a very bright colored poncho that went to about mid thigh.
and black shorts. He also had a pair of shiny new penny loafers. Which I found hysterical. He was also chewing and spitting out a slice of theyre pizza

He was very upset about something and waving his cane around like a mad man. My boyfriend kept saying "lets go lets go!" and tugging my arm but I just couldnt move away.
Security comes and starts asking him whats wrong and he yells.
"BUY ME SOME FUC*ING FRESH PIZZA!!!"
........
huh?
Fresh pizza? Its little ceasers for crying outloud. They sell theyre pizza for five dollars and you want someone to buy you a quality pizza?
I started cracking up, i mean this homeless guy was acting like he was expecting pizza made in the italian country side, baked in an oven, with sun dried tomatoes.

So as im cracking up the security looks at me and the homeless guy starts screaming at me.
The combination of the weed, the poncho, and him having no teeth doubled me over. Im litterally crawling away from him, I swear I almost pissed myself.
My boyfriends face went completly red as hes trying to drag me away, the homeless guy is coming towards me faster and screaming louder, and of course everyone is staring.
he starts to say things like "YOUR THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY"
and "YOU POLACK BIT*H"
Umm.... i dont even look remotly polish. But his randomness only made me laugh more. The security take him away and the cops come up to the mall. The security guy wouldnt let me leave because i was a so called "witness"
This female cop comes up to me and my boyfriend to ask whats wrong.
My eyes were completly red and half shut, my mascara ran all down my face because I was crying so hard from laughter. And my boyfriend said I still reeked of reefer.
She kept asking me "Ma'm are you under the influence of anything?"
I kept saying no and in my best acting "it was a very traumatic expeirience."
The guy got arrested for disorderly conduct and I went home.


After i got soberd up, I relized how insane the whole thing was.

 

Darkdrift

well that sucks the poor guy got arrested, but i could totally see myself in the same position, laughing my ass off and thinking it was the craziest experience ever

__________________
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." — George W. Bush - Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

youniverse

was absolutely amazing. haaaaaaaa. hilarious. wow.

Merry-juana

You just brightened up my very incredibly shitty day, thank you!

steven2451

LOL I see that guy walking around my neighborhood sometimes.

 

The Blazemaster

Wow, reminds me of this asian guy with a thick accent who was yelling about how his burger wasnt cooked in a McDonalds, while while I was stoned out of my mind.

He yelled " Dis burga no cook! Dis burga NO COOK".

I laughed...

Dark

You're first mistake was going to Macomb mall!

That is pretty funny though. Little Caesars is basically king of the shitty cheap pizza. The funniest part is the fact that their pizza is so shitty it actually made someone like this complain!

Ah man. Good story. But seriously, next time choose Lakeside or Great Lakes Crossing

__________________

paki_eyez

Agreed, im sticking with partridge creek. the new shin dig on hall road. Macomb mall is a place for crack heads.