Wicked

So, I figured I'd share this with you guys since it involves being really stoned...

I started off yesterday, the same as I always do, with two bowl packs and a bowl of cereal or three. I got a phone call saying that I need to come into work (I work for a family-owned company) so I told my dad I'd be up there at around 4-4:30. I get up there, and we begin going over purchase orders and then we unload a truck that came in. After the truck leaves, we decide to roll one up and chill for a while.

...Three Cyclones, two bong packs, and a few bowl packs later, one of the other guys shows up with a ear to ear grin, and we figure that he's just laughing at us for being stoned. He joins in on our session, and says "Oh shit, I forgot, we got these for tonight" and pulls out five VIP passes to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. We called two other people up, and somehow or another we wound up in the club. My memory is a little fuzzy about how we got there, and how the whole decision to actually go came up, but all I remember is having Crown and Coke (the drink I prefer) brought to me one after another for free while we were sitting in the VIP area.

The "VIP Pass" gave us VIP access until 11 PM, and by 10:50 PM we had the DJ and club manager approach us and tell us to stay in VIP, that everyone else had to go at 11, but we were more than welcome to stay because "we were such good company", even though we didn't spend a dollar on admission, drinks, or dances (all included). By 11 PM, the VIP floor cleared out entirely and the five of us had 2 waitresses tending to us, and a slew of dancers just hanging out with us.

After midnight, the dancers began drinking with us, so our party went from 5 to 12 (or 24, I was seeing double at this point). I loved it, because the girls weren't trashy AT ALL. Sure, they were naked 90% of the time they were with us, and sure they took their clothes off for money, but they were classy, which to anyone unfamiliar with Baltimore, is a rarity in it's own. All the girls seemed to enjoy themselves, and we had a great time. They liked having the five of us there so much, they loaded all of us down with enough VIP passes so that we never have to pay to get there again.

...So, this was one hell of a night, when we didn't think it would be anything more than work.

I love my job.

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