BMO

Make no mistake, this is gonna be a dumb thread but I have to share.

I don't smoke all the time so when I do I get blazed b/c of low tolerance and such. Last night I got home and blazed and was feeling fine, about to watch a favorite show (which I'll not mention due to the fact I'll be ridiculed if I disclose the name of the show). I was f'kn starving and I'll I could find was a grapefruit, a lone bloody grapefruit. I'm not even sure what their suppose to taste like and I really couldn't understand why that was the best I could do in terms of eating. Anyway, i got the fruit and poured some Ice tea, went downstairs and started watching.

Before the drama, let me mention that a grapefruit is very hard to peel, it took me wayyy longer than it should have. As i was eating it I noticed something on the floor move and immediately thought SPIDER!!! (I hate spiders, I'm deathly afraid of even common house spiders) so I jump up but realize it was nothing, just my eyes playing tricks. A few minutes later I see something moving across again and assume it's a spider, it's just a dust bunny in the end. I tell myself to f-off and stop being so silly with this stuff.

FInally, I go for my iced tea and take a sip, as i look down I see a floating object as I take in the drink, I immediatelly spit it out to see what it was. Sure as shit, it's a spider, climbed in to my glass while I was telling myself to stop trippin over spiders. It had drowned and I was oh so close to swallowing my arch-enemy in this world.

I actually did start to wonder if it had a family and if it simply went out for food and now it won't return. It kinda made me feel sorry for it but then I remembered how ugly a wolf spider is and quickly got over it. I wonder why stuff like this happens while your baked, I mean it would be weird to me even sober but it always seems to happen when your ripped.

right_meow12

i dont think you have to worry about makin orphans, spiders are more of a love and leave em type of arachnid

Everlong2019

hahahahahaa that is hilarious!! I remember there was a friggin huge spider in the basement that my friend had been sleeping literally 6 inches from practically all night. i hate spiders. And you dont peel grapefruits!!!! you cut them in half around the fat part that the stem doesnt go into and then you segment them an put sugar on em!! your silly.

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FATHERPARIS

When you keep thinking something is gonna happen, most of the time it will happen, either in your mind or for real. Shit like that use to happen to me but not really anymore. I also hate spiders but I learned if you go in with confidence and don't think about it, it probably won't come up. If you play it how you really want it to happen, things might go your way.

eaglez771

Dear god i fucking HATE spiders...if I was in your situation I wouldve been so freaked out lol.

Then again that is pretty damn funny that you kept on tripping over a spider hahahah

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