midnighttoker420

ok like i said in some of my replies my parents mostly my dad use to smoke pot when they was younger and they know i do..well my dads walked in on me plunty of times tryin to roll a joint ...im not gonna lie i cant roll worth shit and i've smoked on and off for years... so my dad nags and nags about how i suck at rolling and he could roll better than me..well 2night my dad walked in my room when i was rolling a joint and was like man o man u suck at rolling a 2yr old can do better. and im like well u know what u roll it then since ur alway sayin u can and my friend was like yea do it cuz we need to smoke lol. so my dad takes it and he does..and it so so fat and tight its like holly crap dad and he's like i do better than u and i havent even smoked in a qurter of a decade..and yea he did it was pretty much perfect...so do any of you guys or girls out their have any stories kinda like that..and what do u think cuz idk if my dad still does or not he dont seem like it but he's always talkin about when he retires he's going to get some plants and grow hydro and smoke everyday reading his newspaper and drinkin his coffee out side in the mornings lol. so if you all have stories like that or anything share it please

legalizeItnow

I am 45 and can roll a perfect one.

lMarijuana lMan

What do I think? I think your dad sounds awesome....

I find rolling joints kind of like riding a bike... pretty easy to pick back up if you've done it enough. Although this applies to a lot of things. I'm sure he's just experienced... and a quarter of a decade (2.5 years) isn't that long of a time...

You should learn how to roll decent joints, it's a beneficial skills to have... especially when you're at a party and nobody else knows how to roll, or you find yourself without a piece and too lazy to construct something. Very nice to have a fat joint to puff on... you can use weed and then just tear it up once you've rolled it and try again until it's perfected.

You should practice a lot, then roll one up for you and your dad and be like... "now who's better?" then get baked as fuuuuuuck

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pkster8235

It makes sense.. he's smoked a lot of doobies in his day and no doubt he rolled a lot of them. Practice makes perfect.. or at least improvement.
I used to suck at rolling and now I am a lot better. They are some times slightly pregnant

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un4givin0578

I have to admit, I was a little confused on the quarter century thing for a bit...lol

Wicked

My father is 45 and has been smoking since 15, and I'm 22 and I've been smoking since I was 15. He can roll better than me, and that's all there is too it. I give credit where credit is due, he has rolled his weight in joints, so I bow before the seniority.

I don't really compete with my father about who rolls better or anything like that, but I do know that I can roll better blunts than he can and he can roll better joints.

Hey, look at it this way, at least you got a perfectly rolled joint to smoke.

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stodrom

practice makes perfect

Lateralus420

Haha! This story reminds me of my dad too, and the time I found out he was a toker.

Story posted here on the "caught stories: live and learn" thread:

http://www.marijuana.com/places-peop...ml#post1058882

I can roll fairly well, but my freaking dad can do it blindfolded and it comes out perfect every time. He's also really quick, whereas I take forever to get it just right.

-Peace

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mud_head

every single older stoner i come upon doesnt even know how to roll a J. its almost as if these guys never went a day without a bong!! i rolled this guy a MONSTER joint, and he was gone by the third drag. he has awesome stoner lungs, but the joint skills of a weed dropper.

the_hitman

Being able to roll a nice, even joint is one of the best skills to have. If you roll a nice joint, any stoner will give you credit, and positive feedback.

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