fucking crazy guy met us today

hofferman132 · 05-03-2009, 11:59 AM

looonng story but good: so me and my friends went down to a place called ellwood bluffs to airsoft today. so yea we are all have a good time and all. so me and two other dudes go up the hill to try and flank. but when we run up hill we here a lunitic yelling out random shit. me and my friends book it back to the start. he follows us and the game stops as we all look at him. the fucking guy starts screaming that dragons are coming and calling my mexican friend jamal and screaming "jamal your a fucking black guy"! and all this crazy shit. so then he screams im gonna take off my clothes. and he does. start runnning after me and my friends. haha we unloaded on him with very high powered guns and he was just like ow! and probablty could feel it. so he runs over to our meeting spot and picks up my friends googles. he screams oh!!! goggles and he rubs his balls all over them. my friend screams MY GOGGLES and then shoots him several times. then he started nooo fuck you claire! then he went on to his peter pan song and dance. my friends had all that on video but then he ran out of footage. but then the cops showed up. one chick and a dude. they fucking throw him on the ground. he starts saying look mom i have a penis and he starts humping the ground. then the cop lets go of him by accident he gets up and the cops start saying GET ON THE GRoUnd OR WE WILL FUCKING TAZE YOU the guy just keeps walking at her she fucking TAZES HIM you see the prongs go in. and the guy just starts laughing. she pulls the triger and he withstands it a little bitbut then just drops. whats sweet is that the cops werent dicks and didnt even say anything to us about are guns. they just said leave. the cops last line to us was "dont do drugs" and we just started laughing. we have the first half of this on video and i will post it soon hopefully. its going on youtube straight away.

joshpackr · 05-03-2009, 04:20 PM

I tried to read your post, OP. However, I couldn't get through it before I said "fuck it". Paragraphs are our friends. Try using them sometime.

Everlong2019 · 05-03-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by joshpackr

I tried to read your post, OP. However, I couldn't get through it before I said "fuck it". Paragraphs are our friends. Try using them sometime.

Don't be lazy, it wasn't that hard to read

Lol i would have totally shot him too.

p0th3d · 05-03-2009, 04:22 PM

yeah you deffinatley need to get that video up.. sounds quite funny

SoThrowd · 05-03-2009, 04:48 PM

Don't do drugs, hahahaha.

CRIMSONxSOLDIER · 05-03-2009, 04:51 PM

N33d vdi3o.

NA0!

lol...
nothin like watching somebody trip balls..

Lemonfarmer · 05-03-2009, 05:48 PM

haha thats so fucked up

why does nothing like that ever happen to me

cant wait for this video

makepeacebehappy · 05-03-2009, 06:04 PM

What a funny endeavor. I wish I could've been there, I would've been laughing my ass off the entire time.

Can't wait to see the video.

hofferman132 · 05-03-2009, 09:25 PM

sorry about the mistakes man, i was really blown when i typed this. and the video. we have like 5 different ones so first it has to be uploaded, and edited so it may take some time but i will be sure to post it

lMarijuana lMan · 05-03-2009, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by hofferman132

so then he screams im gonna take off my clothes. and he does. start runnning after me and my friends. haha we unloaded on him with very high powered guns and he was just like ow!

that's hilarious.. he must've been so messed up, especially since he was laughing while being tazed, I didn't even know that was possible haha.

l'll be sure to check back to see this video.

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hofferman132 Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 128 Grams: 887.77 Thanks: 16 Thanked 41 Times in 19 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	fucking crazy guy met us today looonng story but good: so me and my friends went down to a place called ellwood bluffs to airsoft today. so yea we are all have a good time and all. so me and two other dudes go up the hill to try and flank. but when we run up hill we here a lunitic yelling out random shit. me and my friends book it back to the start. he follows us and the game stops as we all look at him. the fucking guy starts screaming that dragons are coming and calling my mexican friend jamal and screaming "jamal your a fucking black guy"! and all this crazy shit. so then he screams im gonna take off my clothes. and he does. start runnning after me and my friends. haha we unloaded on him with very high powered guns and he was just like ow! and probablty could feel it. so he runs over to our meeting spot and picks up my friends googles. he screams oh!!! goggles and he rubs his balls all over them. my friend screams MY GOGGLES and then shoots him several times. then he started nooo fuck you claire! then he went on to his peter pan song and dance. my friends had all that on video but then he ran out of footage. but then the cops showed up. one chick and a dude. they fucking throw him on the ground. he starts saying look mom i have a penis and he starts humping the ground. then the cop lets go of him by accident he gets up and the cops start saying GET ON THE GRoUnd OR WE WILL FUCKING TAZE YOU the guy just keeps walking at her she fucking TAZES HIM you see the prongs go in. and the guy just starts laughing. she pulls the triger and he withstands it a little bitbut then just drops. whats sweet is that the cops werent dicks and didnt even say anything to us about are guns. they just said leave. the cops last line to us was "dont do drugs" and we just started laughing. we have the first half of this on video and i will post it soon hopefully. its going on youtube straight away. __________________ I Am, Sofa King, We Todd Ed Last edited by hofferman132 : 05-04-2009 at 05:41 AM.

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joshpackr Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 690 Grams: 8,666.05 Thanks: 183 Thanked 172 Times in 119 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I tried to read your post, OP. However, I couldn't get through it before I said "fuck it". Paragraphs are our friends. Try using them sometime. __________________ "Imagination disposes of everything; it creates beauty, justice, and happiness, which are everything in this world." -Blaise Pascal

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p0th3d Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 515 Grams: 4,233.00 Thanks: 68 Thanked 86 Times in 65 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yeah you deffinatley need to get that video up.. sounds quite funny __________________ Penalties against possession of a plant should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the plant itself; and where they are, they should be changed Wanna save hassle??..Posting Guidelines...The Art Of Searching ... Check 'em out...you'll get more respect!

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