Lemonfarmer

Right heres the story,

finished work today and was shattered,
i had nothing to do and i fancied a joint.
So i decide to clean out my whole top draw incase i had ever hidden a nugget and forgot about it haha

but, after a thorough and intense clean out i didnt manage to find anything
However, after spendin 20 minute cleanin it out i wasnt giving up now..
So i decide to piece together all the remainin crumbs i could find (Yes, i did feel abit of a tramp ahah)
Anyways, i come across this old box i used to use to skin up in, and to hold all rizzla and shit like that, jus to keep things tidy, and there fuckin loadsa crumbs mixed in with the tobacco.
So i jus thought fuck it,
and banged it in a joint (bearing in mind, i dont know how old the bud is, or the tobacco..i cant even remember havin that box).

So, iv now a rolled a skinny-ish joint out of old bud and baccy, and abit of fresh tobacco.
i didnt care how wank it is i jus wanted a smoke


So yeah...
iv jus smoked 3/4 of it and threw it..
it was SO FUCKING HORRIBLE.
it didnt even smell of fuckin bud
it was just, errrrrr
dont even feel minutely stoned
what a waste of fuckin time

then again, i did find some completely random and cool stuff in my draw, includin at least 25 lighters, a rifle scope,
a full roll of leukeumia research stickers
someones glasses
and loadsa other random shit like that,
but i guess you dont care for it much.

so yeah,
what a stupid post i know.
i just had to share it


on the bright side though,
i managed to get from the bottom of my drive to inside my house,
without the security light coming on.
i kid you not,
i had been attempting to do it for many years

HOORAY





EDIT!
i also want to add,
i cracked my safe with a fuckin CHOPSTICK
i swear down on my fuckin life i did it
:')

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-Toyn.LovesShae(L) says (11:49 PM): hahaha get propa smashed n tht coz uve got 5000 emails