If you are a farter please read this

elpablo · 05-27-2009, 04:23 AM

Hello My friends well to me marijuana is more than just getting stoned or blazed or whatever you want to call it to me marijuana signifies a rebellious streak a belief that while I am proud to be an American the US government does not know what is best for me. I would like to share with you all a problem that I have had and a hope that one or more of you with similar problems will read this and be able to benefit from my experience and solution.
Please keep in mind this is a serious and not something you would probably admit to I mean I cannot believe I am posting this I am very serious though and am sincere because nobody want to talk about this
I have been a gassy dude ever since I was born. I could fart like nobody’s business. The most important thing about reducing farts (other than avoiding food that gives you gas for example Grape nuts cereal makes me fart like a yard dog) is to take time to take smaller bites and chew your food until it is a paste please please please do this.
Next guys if you are taking a lot of whiz’s during the day. Please cut back on your caffeine intake. One cup of coffee and one 12 oz coke is all you need or you may have get irritated prostate that makes you take a lot of trips to the bathroom

Also no matter how small of a fart you think you may have let loose and you think that people can’t smell it well I would like to say that they can. So please learn to hold those little air biscuits in until nobody is around. I have lost more jobs friends girlfriends due to left cheek sneaks than probably the biggest pot head has lost to pot so please listen to me.

05-27-2009, 04:23 AM	#1
elpablo New Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 43 Grams: 678.55 Thanks: 18 Thanked 6 Times in 4 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	If you are a farter please read this Hello My friends well to me marijuana is more than just getting stoned or blazed or whatever you want to call it to me marijuana signifies a rebellious streak a belief that while I am proud to be an American the US government does not know what is best for me. I would like to share with you all a problem that I have had and a hope that one or more of you with similar problems will read this and be able to benefit from my experience and solution. Please keep in mind this is a serious and not something you would probably admit to I mean I cannot believe I am posting this I am very serious though and am sincere because nobody want to talk about this I have been a gassy dude ever since I was born. I could fart like nobody’s business. The most important thing about reducing farts (other than avoiding food that gives you gas for example Grape nuts cereal makes me fart like a yard dog) is to take time to take smaller bites and chew your food until it is a paste please please please do this. Next guys if you are taking a lot of whiz’s during the day. Please cut back on your caffeine intake. One cup of coffee and one 12 oz coke is all you need or you may have get irritated prostate that makes you take a lot of trips to the bathroom Also no matter how small of a fart you think you may have let loose and you think that people can’t smell it well I would like to say that they can. So please learn to hold those little air biscuits in until nobody is around. I have lost more jobs friends girlfriends due to left cheek sneaks than probably the biggest pot head has lost to pot so please listen to me.

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