Linkus420

So I got really baked and went to go make a snack. So I made a brisket sandwich and took a bite. Then I went to pour a glass of milk...As I poured the milk I thought to myself Oh my god....I just ate that entire sandwich WTF is wrong with me? So I finished pouring, turned around, and to my suprise, relized I still had a whole sandwich! And more weed! lol! Sucess!

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Psych0Pyr0

I love that. THats always the best thing when it happens.

lifeonstandby322

or when you get baked, order a pizza and forget and then 45 minutes later some guy shows up with a pizza at your house. best surprise pizza ever.

BlindObject

HAHAHAHAH!

That happened to me today. I was like "Wtf is this? Pizza? For me?" And the guy responded, "Uh, Yeah! You're Thiago, right?" And I continued, "Oh shit broooo, I totally fucking forgot! Give me that wheel, bra!"

So I gave him tip and RAN with it upstairs and absolutely devoured it.

TokeTillYouDrop

I always go to the kitchen, pour something to drink, make some popcorn or something, and then walk to my room leaving the food and drink on the counter. Ill be chilling on my couch all comfortable and later realize, "Shit, I left the food in the kitchen". Getting up and walking to the kitchen is like the hardest, longest walk after that.

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jdogg2112

This happens to me all the time. I'll buy some specific food to have after smoking, and completely forget that I bought it. Happens with pizzas left in the oven to keep them warm, ice cream in the freezer, etc. The feeling when you remember really is great. In a way it's a charming aspect of smoking...unless you don't remember the food at all.

I think what it is is that when you smoke, if feels like things that happened a few minutes ago seem like they happened ages ago.

Grandma's Boy touches on this phenomenon quite nicely in the hand-burning scene and when Alex quits his job and later says, "I quit there fuckin' months ago..."