ttrb420

Smoking with someone who only started last month today, were using a bong and while they're taking a hit they coughed or laughed or something back into the bong, blew the freshly packed bowl all over the grass and shot bong juice into my lap.

Anyone else had any difficulties with newly initiated tokers?

Zebra

My story is worse:

My friend just finished making a homemade bong out of a nice glass vase, which he got really lucky he was able to drill a hole in it without shattering it. So he gives it to me since he doesn't smoke and that day I brought weed so I called up my friend to smoke with me and I take a hit from the bong first, then it's his turn. The bong is on a table and the chairs are kinda small so he tilts the bong toward his mouth and the stem is facing him, which means water pours all over the weed. No big deal though, just throw that weed out and let it dry.

So I pack another bowl, take a hit, then I pass the bong to his side of the table. He stands up and said he heard something because we were in my friend's backyard and neighbors could be out. While he's standing up and looking around his book bag gets stuck to the top of the bong, and I told him don't move at all your bag is stuck on the bong. Then him being an idiot, he turns around and asks me what I just said and sure enough the bong falls off the table and shatters. I was high as fuck too and it kinda killed my high.

-Lombax-

That! is just a bitch!

Vember

I think mine may be worse...

so my friend and I were initiating a newb to gravity bongs and he was either high or stupid because we had the grav bong set up in the corner of my mom's cottage at the time.. and the water was stale and definitely smelled.. and he took his hit and for some reason pulled it back up and for SOME reason tried to put it back down after the bowl was screwed back on.. I know 98% of you know what happened then... nasty water all over the corner.. god it wreaked

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cj117

It REALLY sucks when you've got only enough weed left for one bowl, and you accidently sneeze and blow that stuff all over the place =*(

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TokinSteve

Damn haha that sucks. I hope I never end up having stories like that :P

Pearcee420

My horror story is somewhat similar to the OP. My bud and I were getting his little brother and brother's friend baked for the third time and we packed a fat bowl with at least a gram of some Turkish hash and the little kid coughed into the bowl and blew it down the rocky cliff. We made them smoke in secure areas from then on.

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DrDrWEEED

Shitty deals.

This one time me and my older brother was teaching my one friend how to smoke with a bong, cause all he's smoked out of was a pipe, and had a few joints. So we set him up and show him how to do it, and as he's doing it we tell him how to do it. He goes to take his hit and we told him to suck in than slowly remove the bowl, the dumbass that he is he practically throws the bowl over his shoulder and weed spills everyyyyyywhere.

I spent like the next five minutes laughing at him, while my brother was yelling for him wasting his weed.

euphoric dreams

Indeed... but here's one experience that stick to mind more then the others.

I was smoking my friend up from our newly purchased pipe in a tunnel under a street. She had always told me "I don't get that high.. blah blah, etc.." so i decided to watch her closely to see if she was taking proper hits. Big surprise, turns out she wasn't. I directed her a bit in order to take her tokes properly and after ONE hit she looked at me and said "omg Sarah, I'm way too high". She's freaking out and I'm left to finish off the entire bowl (what a burden haha). I drag her out of the tunnel and walk her down the street back to our friends house but she is freaking out and yelling/being louder then necesary the whole way there. She keeps waving her arms around yelling "dude, I'm in a f*cking cartoon! Like the retro mickey mouse!!" haha. The only problem with that is that every single person outside at the time is staring at us while I try to keep her calm and quiet.

I need to point out that we didn't tell our friends we were going to get high so they proceeded to ask me what was wrong with her.... *sigh* lousy moment in my books. It was just a buzz kill to have to deal with a squeeling girl... I still have a hard time geting hight with girls haha.

cannabicide420

no problems except for the fact that the unintiated was a complete dumb ass who totally over-exaggerated his high. and id be willing to bet an ounce that he wasnt the least bit high. and actually that same friend ended up coughing bong juice all over another friends lap.

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