bENJI

Every drug dealer I've known has been a scuzzball. They rip people off, they're shifty and manipulative. This one guy I bought from a couple of times tried to get my roommate to have sex in exchange for weed. (She kicked him out of the apartment). Even cool, weed-only hippie dealers are still shady, from what I've seen.

Of course, without dealers I'd be out of weed - at least here in the idiot south, and in the city. I'm not doing 5 years for growing in my house! And there is an element of class-difference here. Cause while I'm going to college and buying skimpy quarters, some poor kid is risking jail to bring me weed.

Still, dealers suck! And when marijuana is legalized, I'll be happy to never see a dealer again.

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It's time to be tested, Binkley... for drug-taking, liquor-lapping, obscenity-uttering, liberal-lusting, homo-hustling, commie-cuddling and pathological playmate-peeking.