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soybomb

And you call yourself an Herb Ninja.......

 

Herb Ninja

Well if I was caffeine ninja I wouldn't have this problem, my dealer won't answer the phone i'm not gonna go sneak into his house and swipe his stash, guess ill have to enjoy being sober for a while. Or, not enjoy being sober for a while, which is more likely. At least i'm lowering my tolerance, even ninja's need a break.

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Ron Paul for the Long Haul

Mr.Mojorisin

Your not a ninja anymore, Ive lost all the respect I never really had for you.

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"There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors." Jim Morrison

"I believe in the near future, the government will use anti-drug hysteria to set up a police state" author William S. Burroughs, 1947.

Feorge Gorman

...until he can redeem himself, we refer to him as 'Herbie'!

:blows big hit in general direction:

pOOn

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weedzinger

nuggets yesterday. Mmmmmm. Herbie.

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Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
But all of the people cant be right all of the time.

 

Herb Ninja

:crying and pleading on my knees: Can you blow another bong hit towards me pontoon, just one more, PLEASE!

I just go by the ninja code of honor, don't steal herb from friends that have hooked you up with herb for years.

Mojo, look behind you. *Throws ninja star into back of your head* *Whips out dagger jabs it into your back* I then proceed to spit on your dead body. "That will shut you up." I say without a shred of care for your lose of life.

Ohh and weedzinger, you better toss one of those nuggets my way or you'll end up like mojo, a forgotton stoner lost in afterlife.

*Mojo proceeds to get up, bloody and decomposing, lights a joint, and proceeds to slowly walk towards me with an demonic look in his eyes*

I look both ways Then proceed to run faster than any ninja ever has, without care for where i'll end up as long as its far from the undead mr.mojorisin Before ive completely left the sight of zombie mojo, I stop and look back, only to realize not only was I running from hell, I was running from a hint of heaven, bong hits being blown at my general direction. Without further hesitation I jump back about 300 yards*matrix style* right next to zombie mojo, tear out his heart, and proceed to load it into this huge bowl on my hookah, then I say outloud with total confidence "Anybody wanna help me smoke mojo's heart, I heard its got a high percentage of THC in and on it."

I may not be the coolest ninja, but at least I have a heart!

TylerDurden

heh... you can see me here:

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I recently quit smoking cigarettes...

you know why?

The thought of someone else raising my son, some other man being his role model, that REALLY rubs me the wrong way.

and THAT, friends and neighbors, THAT is my anti-cigarette.

Mr.Mojorisin

Man, for a ninja you sure do have a lot of time on your hands.

lilmissmaryjane

Here's me
Me at my very finest...it's hard to be this classy

Fgid1

Lilmissmaryjane,Ive got a skull mask you can borrow.