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pyroboy4206

i wonder if there is a law like.. you cant come in my car unless i open it or something like in you house, they cant come in without your permission..

 

Vember

lol ok this one isn't about me, but my friends.

Ok my friend AJ gets pretty dumb when he's high, so does my friend K, well me and like five other friends are hanging out including AJ and K. Aj and K are the only two high, they had just went for a walk without including anyone else, little fuckers, anyway..

Apparently someone's house had been paintballed and the cops suspected it was the kid who lived at the house we were hanging out in (It wasn't, we had been hanging with the two kids of the house all that evening).

But the point is, a cop came in after my friends Aj and K came back and were blazed. He was questioning the kids' mom and we could see him just at the end of the hallway. The cop keeps eyeing our room suspiciously, he can only see me and AJ but can hear it all.

My friend AJ picked up a box a hostess donuts and gestures toward the cop (while he kind of wasn't paying attention) and idiotically says "We should bribe him with some donuts" lol the cop just gave him an irritated look but never did anything.

We gave AJ loads of shit for that one lol :P

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xMPLS

Those are some pretty hilarious stories. I havent been caught, but one of my buddies did about 6 months ago. We were walking around the Mall of America when his dad calls and tells him that he caught his 13 year old couzin smoking weed in the garage of his house! So me and my friend came back to his house, there were about 20 people there. The kid's parents, grandparents, me, my friend, all his brothers and sisters, his parents, and his other couzin's parents... and it was crazy. Eventually, the 13 year old tells everyone that he stole the weed from my friend, and he takes him down with him.

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imported_Coconut

well, my friend and i were stopping off at my house to grab my bong, water, and all those necessities, and then we were meeting up with my other friends. thing is, we had smoked up at her place, and then again before getting to my place. so i told her before we got there, 'just watch, my mom's going to come in the door just as we're getting our shoes on to leave.' and yeah. she was eating a hotdog, i was getting my shoes on, my mom comes in. my friend starts choking, eyes glazed and red. i turn my back to my mom in a moment of.. well, not thinking at all. i mean, what's more obvious than turning your back to someone? she gives my friend a strange look, and then asks me what's wrong. i say nothing, and she goes into my room, doesn't turn on the lights, and calls me in.
she talks to me about some unimportant things, and then asks me what's going on and all that shit... i say nothing, leave the room.. realize i forgot the water bottle in there, go back, grab it, and leave. haha.

anyway, and then a few days later my mom and i were watching tv;
"can i ask you a question?"
"sure."
"do you do drugs?"
"...yes."
"what?"
"only weed."

yeah. that was pretty much how it went. i didn't see much point in lying to her anymore about it, she was happy i told her the truth and all that. and so now she doesn't really care, she let me use the garage as a 'hang out'. but she knows perfectly well my friends and i just get stoned out there. my whole family knows, and my brother is buying me some paraphenalia for christmas. it's all pretty wicked.

pretty much all of my friend's parents know, or suspect highly of their habits. one's mom said to him, 'something reaks in here. i think it's your jacket.' the day before he spilled bong water on it. and then she asked him, 'do you smoke pot?' and he's like, 'nooooo' in those really obvious kind of joking ways.
and my other friend's parents are like, 'why didn't you come home for dinner on saturday?' (we were smoking up all day pretty much) 'ah he probably didn't want to come home, eyes all read and not understanding what's going on'

hehe.

that was longer than intended, but i'm not sorry.

aze

As someone twice as old as most of you posting on this thread, here's the word: Your parents probably already know. If your parents don't smoke, their sense of smell is going to be much better than yours, and they will be able to smell the smoke hours or even days afterwards in your car or room. And air fresheners don't get rid of smoke, they only cover it up. If you can't smell the air freshener it's not doing it's job. If your parents smell air freshener on you they don't think "oh what a lovely floral smell my junior has", they think "what's he trying to cover up?". And anyone can smell the smoke on you for at least an hour after you smoke, much longer if they get close to you.

I notice many of you saying "I wish I would just get caught so I could be open about it and smoke at home". This is why your parents haven't told you they know. They figure at least your efforts to keep it secret will reduce your use. F'd up thinking for sure.

I used to think I was so stealthy with my smoking (cigarettes only while I was in high school), but the truth is that most adults in my life knew and later told me so when I was older. They not only knew I smoked but knew I smoked a lot.

So how's that for paranoia

 

Zandijuana

Not much.

Vember

Cigs smell much worse IMO and I would think they'd be much much harder to hide. I wouldn't know, though, as I have never so much as taken a drag off of a cig.

I've hugged my mom half an hour after smoking a bowl, and she would have told me then and there if she smelled it.

My room gets musky, I have reason to use my air freshener anyway. If she asked about it, I'd tell her that. Who wants their room to smell bad?

With my fan technique I wouldn't worry at all about letting my mom into my room one hour after smoking in it, no problem. In fact, I've invited her into my room several times to listen to some music I've made having smoked earlier that same day.

And if my mom knew, she'd immediately confront me about it.

IrieMaui

So sad. Makes me mad because you and your brother were just sitting peacefully chilling listening to music and then some cop comes and busts you. AND he was the one that was aggressive, intruding on your private space and making you get out and put your hands up. Seriously, these pigs have more important things to spend their time on like crimes where people are getting hurt. Aaaaaaarrrrgh. Sorry, if you get evicted I want to cry for your family. This drug war has gone too far.

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Zandijuana

That post was posted in 2001, and I think he posted later on that he didn't get evicted... I THINK.

lefter14

in bio we were doin an experiment when i go to show my friend my new peice and just as i pull it out my friend says put it away quick and me i just say why and thats when my duchbag teacher taps me on teh shoulder and asks me "what is that" and being the smooth talker i am i say
"oh i was about to ask you the same thing" and he just points to the door at which point i go to the bathroom give my 40$ peice a good stompin and flush that FKER to this day noone has sayed a word to me

still smokin Carbone