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thrasherpearl

Okay, about 3 months ago I was driving my Jeep around with 4 of my friends in the car with me. We just pulled out of a gas station and my front passenger wasnt wearing his seatbelt. There was this new cop woman in town and she was trying to prove herself by giving alot of tickets so she pulled us over. We hadnt smoked any in the car, but i guess the smell was still on us because when she came up o the window and asked what i thought she pulled me over for, she also said that the car smelled like marijuana. I had a bowl under my armrest, a dime in an "icebreakers" pack in my console, and my passenger had a half ounce in his pocket. She told us to step out of the car and we all had to go around to the back and put out hands on the car.(This was on the side of a somewhat crowded road and later many people came up and said they drove by and saw me). She searched the car once and DIDNT FIND ANYTHING! amazingly. But then she came around to search us and she saw that there was a bag laying on top of my tire. My passenger was the only one that went around that side so she knew it was his, but still asked. Nobody in the car even knew that he ahd the half ounce on him so we thought the cop planted it for a while, but then he fessed up to it or it would have been pinned on me (because im the driver). After she found his weed, even though she had already scantily searched my car, she decided that if he had some, there was probably more. Even though we all denied there being anymore drugs, they called out drug dogs that tore my car apart and found my bowl and my dime. They asked who all the rest of it belonged to and i didnt say anything because i knew that i would be the one going down for it anyway if noone said anything but my passenger friend that had already gotten caught for his half ounce took the blame for it all. I really owe him one and hes still a really good friend even though my parents banned me from ever seeing him again (yea right). He said that since he was already going down and his parents are alot more lenient than mine, that he decided just to take it all. I would have been able to drive away from it all without another word said, but my mom called my cellphone right before they let us go and the cop answered and told her everything. So i got grounded for a month and wasnt allowed to stay in town anymore. But yea, its basically all worn off now and back to normal. Im still not supposed to see my friend anymore, but i party with himall the time, my parents just dont know. hehe.

 

killah

Well today I was over at my friend ben's house. ben is on home dention he has an anklet so he cant go anywhere. So this morning ben calls me up saying he bought a quarter and an eight to sell off and he tells me to come over. So i get up grab my bong and my backpack grab my ipod and head out. I get over to ben's and he shows me all this weed he has and he lets me smoke some of it.

So people start calling looking for weed and he gets them there weed and they leave. People start comming and leaving coming and leaving. Travis a long time friend of bens family and my friend comes and ben wants to get a zone (an OZ) so travis comes and gets him his weed and what not. While all this is going on cops are driving by all day, non stop. Im gettting suspicious at this point that something is going on. I tell Travis and he says when he was coming over he seen 10 cops in the neighborhood.

Travis goes in the house and goes downstairs to Lennys room. Lenny is Bens brother and his room is a party room we were smoking down there andwhat not. there was about 4 people down there and 5 outside. Im sitting outside and all of a sudden Bens Home detention officer comes over along with about 3 police units. We knew what was going on, I had my backpack with my bong in it in the back yard. so the cops go in the house search the house and they get our names. The cops found so many people they had to call for more units. So 2 police units come along strolllin with 2 black suburbans. We knew we were fucked.

The cop asks Travis (hes about 19) if he can search him Travis asks why and argues. Travis lets the cop search him and tells him hes going to have to take a UA. Travis said no, you cant do that, i admited to smoking weed.
So the cop comes from the back yard and asks whos backpack was in the backyard. I tell him its mine, he takes me over to the backpack and asks me if there is anything illegal in there, i tell the cop no and he cant search my backpack, then i realize i might as well tell him i have a bong in my backpack because im moving in 3 weeks to Arizona so i thought this would be the best way to go. I tell the cop im moving and im trying to get rid of the bong because i coulnt take it with me. The cop takes me over to his car and tells me hes just going to give me a citation for drug paraphanila and no courtdate or anything, just a fine.

He calls my mom, my mom comes and gets me and shes suprisingly not mad at all. i just have to pay the 254 dollar ticket.

hahah i got so lucky.


im not sure what happend to Ben Lenny or Travis or anyone else overthere.

imported_dankman101

i would perfer a nearby forest or something.
getting high in nature is probably the best experience i've had

skunkman

ye them pesky fuckin pigs do my head in.. i had another run in with the bastards last nite.. spent half an hour runnin through fields and peoples gardens gettin chased. that definately aint something gd to do when stoned.. my legs were shakin like fuck when i got away from all adrenaline n then i just had to smoke more weed coz the skunky feelin went away. i lost about half my deal tho

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beef?

higher_Powers

So this kid...Fonzi lets say, hes been my best bro for like 3 years now, but i met him before those three years. Im a junior and i smoke way too much. So i met this kid in freshman year math class and i was trying to sleep when i get a tap on the shoulder. I thought it was my teacher so i get up and was like "What do you want?"

I was tired that day from skipping classes and smoking weed. So i realize it wasn't the teacher and it was the kid in front of me so i sit down ashamed of myself and ask him whats up. Turns out he wants weed. SO i get it for him since i had the hookups and we became best bros.

So i get some cash one week when we're freshman in the spring. SO i wrack together 80 bucks and buy some chronic. The best chronic i've ever had. So i buy like 7 grams and smoke one. SO i bring it to school in my pocket all ground up and ready to go. When the school bell rang i met him in front with the weed.

All the previous week, we had searched and shopped at home depot for all the right tools for a nice glass, homemade bong. He bought all that shit and made it PHATTTTT.

So i have my weed and we get on his bus. At his house no one was home so it was just us free to smoke in his basement. So we get a plate and i pour my whole 4 grams of ground up weed with keif sprinkled on it. So we toke up in this nice homemade bong, black electrical tape on a glass bottle with a nice slider, it was so nice. So we get to toking and we do prolly 6 bowls fresh after we got off the bus form school. We are both blown out playing darts in his basement. Now i swear to god im telling you the truth when i say we both got double bulls eye's each in a row. That was cool until his brother came down from upstairs as we're passed out on the couch. His little brother was with his dad and was stopping by to give us money lol. His dad came down and just looked at us in the face and knew we were blown out. He was cool with it though, he just looked the other way.
since it was his moms house.

So now Fonzi and I are up 40 bucks and we're just chillin smoking weed and cigarettes out the back. So we smoke for about three hours and his mom gets back. We run upstairs and just chill. Fonzie forgets to close the door where all my weed was out on the table. His mom finds it all and takes it. I nearly kill this fucker for losing my weed to his mom. So the very next day (she never called my parents and just let it go), Fonzie brings me to his house and we steal his moms weed while he replaces it with like some nasty catnip lol. We smoke it and become even better friends.

Now I've known this kid for like 3-4 years and we smoke an 8er or more just about ever single day for the past 3 months. Im high right now and i have to go smoke more weed with "Fonzie" right now.



Peace

 

skunkman

mmm u say so too much... its the only word i remember right now

Laurennn_420

this story actually isnt about me, but a friend of mine that got caught about 2 months ago.

Prior to junior skip day i was planning to go to the beach with my a few friends, a couple blunts and just have a good time. One friend was in charge of finding us a ride to and from the beach (its apporximatley 45 minutes from our school, and we had to be back before school let out to get on our buses home so our parents didnt know we skipped), and me and another friend were going supply our trip with weed. well the day before junior skip day Brit (friend who had to find us a ride) tells us that she has asked around and no body she asked was even skipping so we were s.o.l on the ride. so i just decided to stay home and blaze in the comfort of my own room instead of doing it in public in someones car in broad day light. i told my mom about my plans (shes cool with me smoking, as long as i dont get caught with it) and she let me stay home. around 12 i went into town and texted my friend to be an asshole nad ask her how school was, but she never texted back. then i got a text from my friend anthony who was going to the beach (he doesnt smoke, and he took this little toothpick bitch that no one can stand with him so no one wanted to ride with him) that asked if i heard about brittany. i texted back and said no and then he called me and was like "we just rode by an saw brittany on the side of the road in handcuffs!" i assumed she had weed on her because she usually does and began to feel really bad for her because i knew shed be in a shit load of trouble and might get kicked out of her house. once i got off the phone with anthony i immediatley got on the phone with my fellow toker amelia and told her the news (brittany amelia and me have been friends since like middle school and we all smoke on a pretty regular basis so i felt it was nessecary to tell her infromation she would have probablly went the whole weekend without knowing, and call me nosy but if a friend of mine gets busted with weed i damn sure want to know about it!) well the weekend hits and its safe to say i forgot about what happened (after not hearing back from brittany i assumed anthony was lying to me and sent him a slew of mean text messages). so then monday morning on the bus brittany gets on and amelia asks her if she got busted and she was just like "hell no i dont know why people are saying that!". when we get to school and start walking around and brittanys friends are pointing and laughing at her and stuff. It doesnt take long for me to realize she lied to us to try to protect her "rep" (which is pretty retarded cause if you smoke weed, people arent really usually surprsed when u get busted). so at lunch time we ask her about it and she was just like "yeah i figured if i didnt tell anyone, no one would find out" .... So we ask her about like what happened and all and she says that they were driving down the highway and apparently they were speeding and the cop came out in the road and waved them to the shoulder. when he got in the car one of the passengers was smoking a ciggarette and she was underage. the cop searches the car and finds like a combined total of no more than 4 grams and a bowl. it was her first offense so she just got released (she had about 2 grams) and the other girl had a bowl and about 2 grams. the whole time shes telling this story all im thinking is #1 4 grams is not that much weed, and between two people it could have easily been eaten before the cop got them to the shoulder and #2 YOUR GOING TO A COP CROWDED BEACH AND YOU BRING A BOWL?!!? i mean christ this girl has been busted before and she didnt have enough common sense to know that if you dont have to bring paraphenlia than dont! i mean jesus you can roll joints or christ a can of soda cost what..50 cents?? granted smoking weed from a can fucking sucks but its still better than running the risk of getting charged with possesion of paraphenilia (or atleast it is to me)

so needless to say just a sprinkle of common sense would have saved my friend from getting busted


One more thing..if you know someone who lacks common sense and smokes weed, punch them in the face and let them know that thier the reason potheads have bad name



Sticks and seeds will make you cough but weed will never hurt you

t-1000

Seriously... exercising a bit of discretion is all that is needed to keep your ass out of jail

granted... random shit does happen, but most of the time it's just a sad lack of common sense.

My parents once told me they think pot smokers are stupid because they have never seen a well off, intelligent pot smoker...

DUH! the only people you see are the ones dumb enough to make it obvious

I could practically see the lightbulb turn on over their heads with that one.

sugratefulldime

baaaa paragraphs please!!

imported_Ashley

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