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Merry-juana

^Depends from person to person. I actually work better with a buzz. But I can agree do not go to work completely stoned. With small amounts MJ can make you think clearer and help you focus better, it acts as a stimulant, but at higher (exuse the pun) doses it does the opposite effect.

 

Merry-juana

I have an almost caught story that is interesting.
Me and my friend where smoking in his hous when his parents went to sleep (they are pretty cool with it so it wouldn't matter all that much if they caught us, but the story is funny anyway.)
We smoked a shitload, and I had my first hit out of a bong. I got myself so stoned I almost threw up. (I didn't expect to get so stoned since it was the leaves, not the bud, but it still was fucking strong.) The next day when I woke up (I was sleeping in the living room.) I saw the bong, and probably a half a gram of weed (there was 3 grams untill we smoked it all.) The bong was packed. I took the opportunity and did a wake and bake. Then I just realized, my friend just left a pipe, a packed bong, and half a gram of weed just lying there, and I was fucking lucky to wake up before his parents. I immediatly took the stuff to his room and hid it under his bed. Knowing that he would have been caught he gave me the last 0.5 grams. I was a happy man that day.

Jewbutca

I too was caught a while back. I was trying to find my friend's house (which I had only been to once) and she wasn't answering her phone even though she knew I'd be calling her. I pulled into a local liquor store parking lot to try to get a hold of her. The whole time I was thinking "I should ask if it's alright if I can park here for a while", but I figured I'd only be there for 5 minutes or so. I was playing a game on my cell, lost track of time and ended up being there for about 15 minutes. I decided to head back home, and exactly as I was about to take a right hand turn out of the parking lot, a cop car pulled up and had me back in and park.

Apparently the liquor store people thought they saw me pull a mask over my face figuring I was going to rob them, so they called the cops.

Anyways, he asked what I was doing (I told him) and asked for my license. I had a bag of weed in my ash tray and I figured he could either smell it or smell weed on me...so when he asked the dreadful question "do you have anything illegal in the car?" I handed it over... Unfortunately it was a bag of shwag, so the zip lock was about HALF full. The cop I gave it to believed me when I said it was cheap stuff, but the other cop thought I was a seller. They arrested me, finger printed me, took my picture and gave me a ticket for possession of THC. I was allowed to leave my car in the liquor store parking lot while they took me in, but they made me walk almost a mile back in the freezing cold! (it was winter)

I was freaking out about what was going to happen to me for the month before my court date... and of course the day of my court date they called me up saying I wasn't going to be charged. I was relieved, but still pissed they waited an f-ing month to tell me! Assholes

I also found out the day after I got arrested that my friend didn't answer her phone because she was with friends at Buffalo Wing Wings! The f-ing bitch knew I was already on my way to her house too... Needless to say I am no longer friends with her

the_silent_smoker

I almost got caught with a rather unimpressive sack. Kids wanted me to go across the street to get it from them. First a ghetto pimped out Mexican car pulls up looking vaguely like a cop car. Almost made my heart stop. To top it all off, patrols enter the complex and shines their lights on me as I'm standing in my yard. We get patrols around here sometimes, and it was just miraculously bad luck that it happened at that time. I just stood there smoking a cigarette and behaving normally. Then I went inside. This isn't a "caught" story, but I don't even want to *think* about being caught. Cops are so aggressive around here (high crime area) that even being outside at night can be a problem.

Basically, I have a clean record, and I would like to keep it that way. I HATE cops. I would have NO PROBLEM if people just started knocking them off in large numbers without mercy. Just blowing their fucking heads off. If this were the America that the Founding Fathers envisioned, cops harassing citizens like that would be fucking (swiftly!) tried and fucking hung upside-down by your fucking nuts and shot!

$moKeDanK

thats pretty harsh dude, sure some of them can be dicks but i dont know why anyone would wish them to die...

 

goot

(The under age use of MJ might be a reasonable concern, but that's not what pisses me off and is another issure for another time.)

Instead of being out causing trouble, raping, burglarizing, robbing, selling crack or drinking and driving like a lot of teenagers do, you're simply chilling at home and staying out of trouble until someone wants to cry about your smoking. Just remember that no matter how happy you might be to be able just to sit back and chill with your brother, there are most other people in America that absolutely hate their lives and will stop at nothing to destroy yours...just for smoking a better alternative to a cigarette.
Our tax dollars are being put to wonderful use people.
Absolutely Amazing!

Remember to RANDOMLY scatter your seeds across the nation. Give MJ the opportunity to grow in abundance across America. The Govn't can stop you, but they can't stop Mother Nature!

the_silent_smoker

Nah, man. They're complacent with and instrumental in harming the lives of millions of people and their families for the sake of bureaucrats and lawmen. They're not targeting foreign invaders but their own countrymen. Given the treasonous and unethical nature of these activities, I would say that punishment is not unreasonable. Just because it's "their job" and someone hires you and pays you to do something doesn't mean what you're doing isn't just downright evil; that ends up being a very childish excuse.

Very simply put: I believe that law enforcement is almost 99% corrupt and at a point where violence recourse is probably necessary to stop further atrocities.

Not to derail this into some kind of political tirade. I agree with goot's notion of planting seeds in various places. "Outgrow the government" so to speak.

$moKeDanK

dude you think cops are corrupt here in the US? at least here u can get them in trouble by asking for their badge numbers....you should see the freedom cops have in foreign countries, but thats beside the point. i dont agree with the penalty for possesing a plant either but wishing upon their death is really harsh in my opinion. not all cops are dickheads either ive had cops give my friends back their weed so many times i lost count. it depends on the type of person the cop is, but like i said some can be dicks but wishing upon their heads being blown off is way too much.

xX420zwill

but what about the girl cops

Merry-juana

If you think the US is corrupt, do not come to South Africa, they are the biggest bunch of mother fckers on the fcking damn planet, but atleast they can be bribed easaly, very easaly, $30 should do the trick for even the most "honest" cop. Oh and by the way, has nobody EVER though about shuving their weed in their boxers when they see a cop car pull them over? If they ask what is in your pants say you have been watching porn on your phone.