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Merry-juana

I hate them even more, since they won't shag me.

 

xX420zwill

i was watching cops today and saw a cop grab and pull on this dudes boxers and look straight down soo idk thats what all my friends say to do but i just ditch it

Noobtastic

I wasn't caught but I figured this might be a little interesting...

Yesterday afternoon I was craving a bowl really badly but my older brother(narc) is home from college for the summer so I was trying to figure out where I'd smoke. I didn't feel like driving to the park and walking the trails alone, our neighbors on the right could see if I was smoking behind the house and the neighbors on the left would see if I was smoking on the patio so I thought "what the hell, if I don't feel safe smoking in my house then everywhere else is hell." I opened my windows and closed the blinds and then packed a tight and tall bowl before I pulled my oust spray can close to me. I'd keep a bowl lit to my capacity so I could finish the bowl quickly but not start coughing then blow smoke between the gaps in the blinds before I'd spray the whole room and repeat the whole process. About mid-bowl my brother started knocking frantically and pushing at my rooms weak french doors that I had secured with my computer chair, I freaked out and quickly stashed the bowl under my pillow but he didn't get in because the chair held well. What happened next was the most relieving thing I've had happen to me for a while, he screamed "Stop burning that stupid incense!" and stormed off. What a lame ass...

Passage

Haha! Wow dude, how is your bro in college and still unable to recognize weed burning? Not that it's exactly a bad thing for you.

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And then take that finger off of that hole...

imFADED

I got one for you guys, it is more of a close call than a 'busted' story:

So, I wake up yesterday and am in the mood for a wake n' bake. I go outside (mind you now I live with my mom, she's at work and my dad lives about 20 mins away) pack a medium-sized bowl and spark that boy up while chillin' in my garage. Honest to god, I am thinking about what it would be like if someone rolled up in my driveway right now. Not 2 minutes later do I look at the driveway and see my dad's car pulling in! He am pretty blazed by now but grab everything I had out and chuck it under the couch, sprint inside and hop in the shower. I stay in there for about 30 minutes and he is still there when I get out. We are just talking, I'm eating cereal and nothing ever arises about what happened. I honestley think that he had NO idea, which I thought for sure I was busted. Pheww

 

Researcher

Your story of someone coming in on you is really true-to-life and way more than merely coincidental. I mean there were times when I knew noboyd was around and the very instant that I fired up a spliff--here comes two people from the local gym riding up on their bikes--out of the blue! Man, I'm telling you---this shyt is way more than mere coincidence. It's like, when I'm getting high---the whole world comes to visit; but when I'm sober and doing other stuff not getting high--no one comes around.

signed,
Baffled & Blazed.

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Researcher

Hey, it's just a daym plant!

Poofman

Damnn that sucks i know how you feel ........ Hope everything works out for the best good luck

Poofman

O0oo man you are 1 lucky person..... i cheated getting caught by parents once or twice but i got so wasted one night off a pipe i forgot it in my pants and it fell out, and my mother found it

toke4smoke

are we the same person....? lol that was exactly what happened to me EXACTLY

imFADED

Yeah, it was some scary shit. Sometimes I wish my mom just found out that I smoked so i wouldn't have to hide it. I could make it work to because normally I have very bad anger problems and the past week I have been like an angel because i have been blazed 24/7. If she sees what it does for me she won't be THAT mad.