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daized'Nblazed

Yeah that's what I was thinking to but whatever I'm gona punch him in the nuts while he's sleeping one of these days haha!

 

daized'Nblazed

Ok guys I have a new part to add to my story!!! I talked with my mom today about it and she doesn't even care that I smoke! She just dosnt want me to do it in the house or get into any harder drugs! So guys I'm off the hook woo hoo!

Bankrupt On Selling

One time me and my friends were skipping all the classes before lunch so we went about 2 blocks away from the school and were smoking in this valley and we really got fucked up off this steam roller we were trying to start twig fires and shit cus it was cold out then this old lady went in her backyard and saw us then went back inside so we started heading back quickly we managed to stumble back to school just in before lunch right before we got to the school building a cop pulled us over and searched all of us a couple of us had some stems and bud crumbs lol luckily they were cool and just threw them on the ground and said "im going to pretend i didnt see that" then they took are names and told us to go see the principal i just gave them a bs name tho and went to lunch lol.

The 2nd and last time i was busted was when i was skipping algebra when i went into class my shirt wasnt tucked in so my teacher said "since your shirts not tucked in your not in class go get a tardy pass" so insted of getting a tardy pass just went outside and skipped.

I went to last years smoke spot was only like a half block away since i thought no one gos there anymore. I was there for about a hour and half waiting for lunch to start a had a dime bag on me and a pen pipe but no lighter forgot i had let my friend "use" it

so im just sitting there for over a hour with a bag of bud waiting for lunch so i can fire it up and about 5-10mins before lunch a cop come walking threw the woods I act cool and he ask me what im doing out here and i told him i was skipping class blah blah blah then he said he needs to search my pockets for weapons and he starts patting me down. and right before he checks my last pocket the one with the weed he says since you were cooperative and dont have anything on you ill just send you back with a warning then right after he pats my last pocket and grabs my bud he drives me back to school and i get sent to alternative school for 6 weeks

and a ticket for possesion < 2 ounces. which resulting to me getting solitary confinement in my room for a week got to eat bread and water and got a one 5min bathroom break a day was a awful experience

r4inbow2rhin0

this happened to me this morning starting at about 2:30 am.

we were chillin in my friends basement doing a few shots of everclear (wouldnt recommend) and we hadnt smoked in like 3 hours so i was like lets hit the bong. my one friend is like yeah the other whose house were at is like hell no dont go outside stuff like that. so the two of us are like whatever we go up and were drunk enough to go out the garage which is loud as fuck.

so were in his trunk at 2:30 while hes packing the slide and a cop rolls by. were parked 10 ft from the street and the fucker slows down were like ah shit but he rolls by, probably only because the garage was open so we didnt look that shady. so were off right? fuckin wrong. the garage door opening woke up the dog, which woke up my friends mom. we had just stashed the bong on the side of the house cause thats where we were gonna hit it and we thought the cop might be coming back around once more. his mom comes downstairs were like oh shit, she was just letting the dog out to piss since it woke up but she was pissed to find us outside and making noise. the dog gets outside and goes straight to the bong cause hes like "i smell reefah!" but luckily she called him back thinking he was just gonna hit a bush or something. so shes pissed we go back inside were like WTF

but we still gotta retrieve the bong. so we waited til about 4 tweakin the whole time and went on a mission to get the bong back in the trunk as well as the shit that was in my other friends car into the trunk. in the end we got VERY lucky and it turned into a decent story... but holy shit was i tweaking at the time and it was bad news.

Passage

Well, fuck. I finally got caught doing my nightly smoke session. My parents never ever go into the room I sleep in, especially at night. I would just open up the door and stand outside, smoke a bowl or two then go in watch TV, read, listen to music or go on the PC. I've been doing this for 2 years now. However more recently I've been having sex with my girlfriend real late which my mom greatly disapproves of happening in her house which she thought was happening and was coming to yell at me. So last night in the middle of a bowl I heard the door open, I quickly ran inside, pocketed my piece and lighter and walked up to her. She obviously smelt it so I just admitted to it. I don't have too much longer of living in this house so it doesn't really bother me. She just kept telling me that she hopes I stop etc. I guess the moral of this story is never get too comfortable with a smoking spot, you can always get caught.

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LOK

a couple weeks ago my friends and I are getting ready to smoke at this bug park right by the road, probably not the best idea but we do it all the time, besides in my city they just give you a $25 fine.
Anyways we're just hanging out while my friends rolls the j on the picnic table with his bag of goods sitting next to him in plain sight. Next thing we know 2 cops pull up, we all freeze... oh shit... he rolls down his window yells "busted!" then says "just kidding" and drives away...
needless to say we all got a good laugh and proceeded to do our business

imFADED

That is SO sick. I wish cops around me had better things to do then bust us people that are just looking for a good time. I locked my keys in my car some couple weeks ago and 3 cops pulled up for what was obviously a 1 person job. They really have nothing to occupy their time over here.

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Meursault

I don't know if this totally counts, but I'll tell it anyways.

I was chilling with my friend, just listening to music and stuff, already pretty stoned, but we had smoked about an hour before, so we figured why not just another bowl for the hell of it. I grind up a bud, then we go into my cantina (cellar-type deal). You'd figure this is where we get caught smoking, but that's not the case. Everything went to plan, BUT, I had left my grinder open with the rest of the weed, just out in the open. It was only until I had decided to roll a joint later that my friend had discovered we had been caught. We just laughed, and then realized why my Mom had given us an extra smiley "Hello". It was more embarrassing than worry.

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Canadian_Chronic

I have only ever been caught once, and i've blazed for a long ass time.
How it happened was me and my best friend were chillin at my place, cuz my parents weren't home. Then our really good buddy texts me that he's home from Calgary! So ofcourse we have to celebrate, we hop in the car and go out and buy a fancy new bong. (Named it frosty) Anyways we came back to my place, went out to the garage and sparked 'er up. The three of us were pretty impressed with how the bong hit, and we proceeded to roast bowls and generally have a good time. Then it happened, my little old lady grandma pops her head in the door. "Oh fuck" was basically all I could think. I immediately hid the bong and my friends started laughing their asses off, I walked to the door and talked to her whilst ripped off my rocker. She explained to me in her lovely british accent that one of her cats was missing, I thereby informed her that it was not indeed in the garage, as it would be so high that we would see it floating by the roof.. or something like that.. really I told her my buddy was having a cigarette and didnt want to smoke near the house, being a respectful guy and all.
Anyways I think she bought the act, but how could I know, I was high as shit. My parents haven't ever said anything about it, so either they don't care or don't know. Either way it was a big scare, but it makes a good story!

P.S. these threads rock, respect to everyone on here, you guys rule

Joeblaze357

lol, its always a bigger scare when the old folks are involved for some reason, probably because us stoners have respect for our elders