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Ok, these people that I sort of know were getting high...

4 kids were getting high. They were using a bong and s**t. And some kid's cell phone drops and hits the floor and almost breaks, so hes like oh ****.. and picks it up and puts it back on its buckler. Now this one kid named Casey is stupid and always screams "hit that ****" "sweet" "that **** is the BOMB" and stuff. Well he says hit that **** and so the other kid does and he hits it. You hear the bong bubbling.. Ok so how they got caught ..
The next day, the dad yells at him and stuff and you know how he got caught?
When he dropped the cell phone, it called his dad for some odd reason, so it left a message saying "hit that **** *bong rip*"
hahhaah how weird and hilarious is that! hahahah!

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Barker

actually thats the way me and a bird got caught having sex by her mum....we left a nice answerphone message for her....

imported_strange_blaze

barker, that's pretty rough but funny as hell

I have a friend who used to have a cell phone that did that all the time, it would redial the last number called. It did it once when I was at a party with her, she called my parents house by mistake and my mom answered it, she said she listened for like 5 mins and heard everyone laughing and stuff....she said she heard me yell 'shut up and smoke the joint!!!'. Its all good tho cuz she knew that I smoked.

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And people wonder why I don't carry a cellphone

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Big_Budz

Ha ha, My buddy got caught almost the exact same way. He was smoking a joint with another buddy of mine and his older sister called him during the session and he acted cool and all that but when he went to hang up he hit the wrong button. He didnt notice and just continued on smoking and talking about weed and stuff like that. When he got home his sister had listened to the whole session over the phone and was a ***** and told his mom, he also got hit with a rather large phone bill because he used so many minutes, by not turning off his phone.

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mikez

yeah i've gotten one or two phone calls before where no one's on the other end... just ambient noises of some unknown place and you realize you're hearing it all from inside someone's pocket. (when it happens hang up!)

all these stories go to show that you gotta learn to use the "keys locked" feature!

Up In Smoke

That lil feature called Key Pad Lock, or watever... is god. I ALWAYS just randomly check my phone to check that its locked. I guess i learnt that from a friend, what a joker. everytime he would say anything incriminating he would always check his phone before he said it. hilarious if you ask me. or he would stop half way thru and be clicking away at his cell... then of course forget what he was talkin about. from the wise words of panama "fuggin stoners' Take er easy dude.

ManMulcahey

that cell phone thing happend to me and a buddy, but the funny thing is we never said a word about the bowl we were smoking, so we didnt get caught. His mom just heard a conversation.

I was smoking some bongs with a couple other kids in my friends room, and we smoked about a half 1/8 before this and it was a nice bong, so we were really high. So my buddies's room is right next to his moms. and he was so high he said "I CAN SEE DOUBLE!" and you his mom yells Chris get over here, i can here every word your saying. Luckily she's cool and didnt care.

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Mattacular

Summary:

-> It's dark, we plan to go to this abandoned construction area (stupid idea) near my house like 1 minute away. We wanted to smoke 3 bowls then go chill and watch the NCAA games.

-> Might friend lights up one hit, passes me the bowl, as im bringing the lighter down on the weed, a spotlight is in my face, my friend is yelling my name. He grabs to bowl from me and stashed it in the seat.

-> It was a cop. We get handcuffed, stuffed in the back of a cop car while he searched the car. He at this point had found about a 1gram of weed on my friend. He found the pipe, then he used my keys without asking me, and searched my trunk. He said my friend was going to jail, and I'd either have to have my car impoounded or get somebody to pick me up.

-> Luckily my friends are in the area and they pick me up. During the time waiting for them to get us, the cop opened this altoids box my friend had on himn that he hadnt looked in earlier. Surely enough there is a bout a 4 gram ball of hash in the thing. My friend said it was fake stuff and the cop said "**** it" and tossed it into the street. I was free to go cause i didnt have anything on me (even though he found the pipe in my car)

But so he actually takes my friend to jail, gives him a court date. I bailedf him on for $126. After hes out a few days later, he has a court date. His parents still haven't found out yet and they shouldn.t

So he goes to court, the judge CALLS his parents and tells them. So now my friend has to reappear in court with parents and a lawyer.

The cop was so cool too I dunno wtf he took my friend into jail.

WhiteBoy

i would have gone back all super stealth splinter cell style and recovered the hash ball

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