SouthernToker

Damn! Did yall have an escape route (like back door, window, ect.?) Shit I know I would, espicially if I was blazed.

TrackStoner

over the summer at about 12 at night my friends and i picked up a dub of some nice haze and were posted up on a one way street hitting the bong when a cop turns into the one way road in front of us and starts driving down the road towards us (we were all bugging out because he was going the opposite way down a 1 way road so he was clearly coming to talk to us)... I put the bong in between my legs and tried to act as straight as possible... i had already put the car in drive so when he pulled up to the window i moved up about 2 feet so that our windows wouldnt be right next to eachother (so he couldnt smell the weed).. he yelled at me for that but i appologized and it was all good... i gave him my drivers license and told him i was just on my way home and he bought it and let us go...... that was def the closest ive ever come to getting caught, my stomach was in my throat the whole time i thought i was done for sure

strutinshizz

we were really drunk too we only realised we had been busted when they were breaking the door down lol

47Quails

HA i know the feeling, I drove 5 blocks to taco bell blazed as hell and managed to run a red light with the only other car around being a cop coming from the other direction. so I see him turn in my rear view mirror but no lights so i go up a block and turn to go to the drive through then he turns behind me and turns his lights on blocking the drive though. i thought the car was clean but i found out later that my friend had a half. like 5 people had to just keep driving past the drive through cause we were blocking it. best case scenario i thought i would get a ticket for the light. but he let me off scot free, even though my friend sounded retardedly high when he talked to the cop.

also my dad just sorta busted me, when ever my parents catch me they always ask if i've been smoking and i say no, and they drop it. they always call it dope too which makes me laugh

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AfroBongs

I got caught when i thought it was a good idea to smoke inside my house, and just open up and bunch of windows and air it out after. Turns out you can't smell weed when your high

getting anywhere to smoke weed has been a challenge ever since

smokeymadpot

Please read "The Important Facts", before reading.

"The Important Facts"
*This happened 4 months after I started smoking
*We had $220 worth of AK-47 that night
*We had a $70 Sherlock Inline Bubbler
*My mom was away at the Lake, and would not be back until late that night.
*I live in Missouri, Which is one of the strictist states when dealing with pot.


I remember the first time I got caught like it was yesterday. It was actully 2 years ago. My bro Adam and I are chillin in my appartment, got the whole place to ourselves for atleast 8 more hours. So were sittin there tokin on his Sherlock Inline Bubbler, gettin ripped. We were watching Dane Cook Vicious Circle, eatin some Lays, ya know just good stoner times. Then out of absolutely no where, "BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!" Some one was pounding on the door. From behing the door we hear someone shouting, "OPEN UP!!! THIS IS THE POLICE!!! WE KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE!!!" Some Adam and I are scared as hell, im tryin to flush our fat sack of AK-47 down the toilet, but our only toilet was clogged. SO the weed just kinda sat there. Adams tryin to hide the bong under my bed. We start sprayin bug spray and frebreeze and Axe and all that good shit. Then the pounding on the door sounds different, so I looked out the peep hole and saw this fat as hell cop bangin on my door with his night stick thing. I'm just like what the fu**? Adams in a corner crying. The cop is yellin. Total mad house. Then it got quiet. We thought the cop left. He wasnt at our door (Which was tottaly f-ed up from the cop bangin on it.) So we hide the pipe in the normal space under my floor. The weed was totally f**ked up from the water. So we just keep tryin to flush it. And then we hear something, someones turning the lock to the front door. Then we hear the doorknob turn and the door open. The cop yells "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!! IF YOU DO NOT COME OUT RIGHT NOW, I WILL HAVE TO USE BRUTAL FORCE!" We decide to just man up and walk out. The cop then read us our rights and all that stuff cops do.

"Conclusion"
*The cops were called by the people living in the apartment above us, because they smelled marijuana
*We had to get a new door beacause the fucked it up so bad
*Cops never found weed or bong. But we ruined the weed.
*We were both arested and takin to a juvinile holding cell where we were questioned and piss tested.
*The cop was able to open the door because the office gave him a key.
*We both goot 100hrs of community service. They let us off easy because it was our first offence.


PLEASE SHARE YOUR GETTING CAUGHT STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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capabmx

Ugh lol had lots of close calls. Lets see. Super blitzed the one day skippin schoolwith my buddy. We had an oz, for both smoking and offtopic trading to other people for green pieces of paper :], So we're going down this road, my friend is geekin out driving fast with his Sundance hahahaha, and we we're blasting the music with the subs and stuff. All was good. And for some reason I geeked about random road kill, and started laughing unbelievably hard. And he thought it was the best idea to speed up and go fast. Well, cop was sittin where we couldn't see apparently. Whipped past him geekin out, and there were like 4 cars behind us, so when we saw lights behind them it was like wait...

Haha so my friend had a great idea, try to get away. So he dipped left on this windy back road street, and we knew the cop was after us by this time. And me being on the suspected list of "drug dispensors" helped so much... So it was panic mode, and since we were goin mad fast we got some distance, and it was now or never. Chucked my 45 dollar offtopic weighing device so hard at the side of the mountain to the right, and for a second everything went slow-mo, I actually watched in agony as it smashed to bits and pieces. I might've shed a few tears.

So then it was good idea number 2. Get rid of the buds. But... not without ingesting more. I ate a good quarter needed the can of coca cola to get it down. Baggy and all lol, and had to get rid of the other 3/4 out the window. Now this might sound like it was a bad idea. But we were out of the cops sight, and if you're in the country and have the chance to ditch the shit safely, do it.

So then the paranoia really really struck and I was like, "dude wait, this is bad. We gotta slow down man, if they think we're running that's automatic jail time." So funny thing was, we see the cop, driving normal speed, he'd already turned his lights off, and that practically means the chase if over. Haha so he pulls us over. We'd aired the car out so much. And when he got to the window I'd finished swallowing the last of the greenage. Now you'd think I'd go to straight mode right? Like not high anymore. Haha yeah right, had already been blitzed, ate a quarter, blood rushing. Man I started to geek haha.

Funny thing my friend got a speeding ticket. But another two cops came, before we got the ticket. And the cops searched and didn't find anything. So to be pricks, they wrote the ticket up for 75 mph, when everyone in the car knows we were doing 55 for sure. He didn't even use equipment it was stated on the fine, he "judged" it. How he could do that, 5 - 6 cars behind us, and without a speed gun... don't ask. But yeah 45 minutes of needing to laugh. The second the cops dipped it was instant crack up session. And just to be dicks, after we left, they followed us. It was like wtf. But yeah, soooo many other stories.

danweed

like just not to long ago i had i neat titty ass lightbulb vaporiza it was cool i went down and opendthe garage sat ina posish and lit a sweet smelling candle i puta little bit of pineapple chronic in my bulb i toasted it for like 30 seconds and it was filled like a mug i took the cap off and instertaed a pin and slowly but gently inhaled that thc and i started caughin and right theni kjnew i was high like right now dude im high but ya then i ws goin for the last puff and i hear somethingk it s my grandma pullin in the drivaway and i got got grabbed that vaporizer and burned the shit of my hand and went and hid it and i was like what are you doing and she was likewhy the helll you lightin shit so i took all the stuff upstarts like she said then my momgot all in my face i thought i was gonna get caught right there cuz that was right aftper i finished smokein it and ya i did what she said and now im on here eating oreos with my dog

47Quails

I just went to watch 2012 but wanted to smoke first there was a huge parking lot but kinda empty. half the cars were next to the theater and the other half on the opposite side next to the train. so i park by the cars opposite from the theater and take a couple hits and a minute later just happen to see out of the corner of my eye a rent a cop walking towards my car only like 20 feet away so i pull out my keys really quick start my car and drive out of there. I was so lucky, i almost didn't see him. i was so paranoid until i got like 2 miles away

outofreach129

bummer stay safe dudes