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Virus356

me and my friends use a "loose" code... we just kinda say something to get the other person realizing we're talking about it then talk about it as if its something else

fun to do in groups and see if anyone realizes what we're doing

 

lone*dub

hahaha thats funny i know what you mean

one of the "loose" ones we had that stuck would be to say "they" but as it became more known we exaggerated the "they"... "well, THEY told us we had too..." "thats what THEY said..."

"after a 32.UTSR i might go for a nice 50.172 if 27.410 doesnt happen... but thats just cause im 3ed..."

lone*dub

none of this has anything to do with pawt nor off topics, rather locations and descriptions.

imported_smokin-es-good

I started this forum hoping that it can last for a very long time to come. Please post any and all stories of you gettin caught or almost caught. By the cops or parents even brothers and sisters I don't care. Just whenever u almost or do get caught make sure to post it in this forum. Thank u and

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Cheerio

since this happened yesterday i didnt bother posting it yet.

i was desperate for some weed, so i went to see my dealer intent on getting a 20 piece. an hour and a half later, i arrive, and we go behind this plaza and smoke in some nice wooded areas.

he was smoking a ciggie, and im really high at this point, try it, and it ****s me up. i puked. several times. i was dizzy and felt like crap. it took 2 hours before i was able to call my dad again.

i called my dad saying i was sick on pizza and chocolate [true] and he comes to get me. he looks me in the eye, and starts saying in a loud voice ''YOU BEEN DRINKING ANYTHING? IS THAT WHY YOU DONT FEEL GOOD? HUH? SMOKING ANYTHING?'' i asy no no, and he goes on about how if i was really sick id go straight to bed. so i did, as i was planning too. i slept 7:30pm - 12am [midnight]


sucks i almost got caught, first time ive ever been accused by a parent, minus my stepdad, but he can eat my dick

 

FitShaced

i got caught "stealing"(found it in the middle of nowhere,looked abbandoned) a golf cart.that sucked.also got caught drinking at school,and stealing stuff from school.school sucks.got caught smokin a blunt at the local park,had to throw out 30-pack as well as toss the joint.never goin there again.

ManMulcahey

This threads and stories depress me. But i will post the craziest story.

Me And My buddy were at the beach, and we didnt have any where to smoke, so we go to the end of this hudge overflow lot, and sit behind some bushes. It wasnt all that sketchy because we were about 100 yards from the nearest car. Well we smoke a shwagg joint, then smoke a dank bowl and start on a second. I was already very high. Me and my buddy are sitting looking at each other, and he says "**** there is a cop" and i didnt bealive him, and i turn around there is a cop car. So i threw the pipe into the bushes, and we get up to talk to him. He Smells marijuana, Then searches us. This is where most of you wont bealive what happend, but my friend had a phat quarter in his pocket, more of a half ounce. He forgot about it when the cop pulled up, so the cop goes into the pocket and we both remember and we realize how ****ed we are, The cop didnt find it. He went over and took the bowl and let us go since that was all we had on us.

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j2krj

First off, I used to have an 18" space glass bong that absolutely ripped and it weighed nearly nothing. It was named the waterpipe and it gave some of the most crucial rips I have ever experienced from a bong.

So one night my friend Chase tells me that he's going to come pick me up later and we're going to take some waterpipe rips. At the time my mom wasn't home and it was already dark out so I took a few myself and then hid it in my sideyard so I wouldn't have to bother sneaking it past my mom. I hid it more in my neighbors yard than mine but it was covered my a shadow that meant you could not see the case it was in from a foot away. My mom gets home around 10, and meanwhile I had fallen asleep on the sofa watching tv. When I wake I just decide to go to bed, and when I wake up early the next morning (6am or so) I realize that I had forgotten about the waterpipe.

I go out to get it, and it is not there. My first thought was I put it back when I was really high and forgot about it, but no luck. I search my house and eventually find it, broken It turns out my mom had gone after the cat and stepped on it and broken my poor baby into a million pieces.

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WNB

Last fall, I was sitting on my couch in my dorm room watching TV. I had smoked a bowl a few hours earlier, but I still had incense burning. I hear a knock at the door, and I figure it's some random person looking for a little bud. So I open it without looking outside, and two cops are standing there. Apparently someone called them and said I was smoking weed, and they figured the smell of incense was enough. In the police report, it said they couldn't tell whether the smell was weed or incense

Anyway, so the cops ask to talk to me in that "I'm really not asking you a question" tone. After I agree, they enter without permission and demand to search. I refuse. They start harassing me, but since the only thing out in the open was a gravity bong, and they didn't know what it was, they have no PC to search. One of them leaves to get a warrent, gets it, and than comes back. They find a little weed I had left out, but luckily miss my main stash in the freezer. Anyway, I ended up with three months of piss tests, a year of probation, 40 hours of community service and over $2000 in fines and legal fees (I got a lawyer).

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Center

well, ive gotten pulled over during a highride. had to ditch my pipe and eat the dank...(40 sack down the drain, better than prison though, right?)

oh well, lesson to be learnt: don't go on highrides unless you're on a desolate road at night. :P