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theinfamousgoat

Who on this board has been caught before?

I want every little dirty gritty detail because this will be what i am reading once i toke in a few minutes!

By the parents?
By the cops?
How much did u have?

$h:t like that!

ive never been caught, i constantly live in fear though

 

Captain Honkey

I got caught by my parents about a year and a half ago. I left a home made bong behind a speaker in the basement in a plastic bag and then went out. I forgot that my dad was planning on moving furniture around that night, and when I came back (baked), he was like "Do you know who's this is" (holding up the bong), and at first I was like "Nope, never seen it before", but then I just fessed up. I talked with him for like 2 hours, and he decided that since he did drugs when he was a teenager, and that his parents attitude towards it only made him do more drugs and do it more often, he was gonna let me come home high and whatnot, and basically not bug me about it. Life is a lot easier now, not sneaking around and whatnot.

theinfamousgoat

that is so cool man! i hope that when, yes when, i get caught my parents treat it that subtley!

SilentPete

I have never been cought, but I have been harrased by the cops. One night after a party I was driving a couple of my friends home. I was the designated driver, but I had smoked a little dope before I got behind the wheel. Well I was driving safely going the speed limit then a car pulls up behind me with a there brights on. I sped up and turned off onto a smaller road at the first chance I got. Well the asshole behind me turned out to be a cop. He turned on his lights and had me pull over. He walks over to my window and he says "How much did you drink or smoke tonight?"
I answer as meekly as possible "nothing sir."
"Don't lie to me son, I can see it in your eyes. I can smell it. Look, I just want to know where you got it from. I could care less what happens to you little punks."
"sir, I assure you. I am completely sober and I am not stoned"
"Don't be fresh with me boy!"
"I wasn't being fresh its just that"
"Why don't you step out of the car." So I got out of the car, and he has me walk over to his patrol car.
"Now son, I just want you to stop lying to me. Are you high?"
"No sir."
"Look, I am not like all the anal local cops around here that will bust you for pipe. I am a county sherriff. I just want you to tell me where you got it from."
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"can I search your car?"
"no."
"do you have something to hide?"
"no"
"then why can't I search your car"
"Look officer, its late I want to go home. Can I go?"
BTW it is about 20 degrees outside and all I have on is a long sleeve shirt.
"I'm going to call in a k9 unit and have them sniff you out."
"Fine, you can call one out but you will be wasting your time. They aren't going to find anything"
Now, he gets into his car and lowers the window a crack so he can talk out to me while I freeze my ass off, and he stays warm in his car. Then he picks up the cb radio and calls in a k9 unit. then he turns and stares at me for about 30 seconds. Then I say "You didn't press the button down when you called. Noone is coming can I go?"
"Maybe you aren't stoned after all. What school do you go to." Then he talked to me about what highschool I was going to for about ten minutes and he finally let me go. Too bad I didn't catch nemonia I wouldn't of minded sueing the bastard.

O.B.421

I got caught when I was 18. I was in college and my roommates actually called my parents and told them I was doing drugs. I was doing some other drugs too, but still...*****es. So my parents order me to go home and there I am, sitting at the kitchen table, while my dad is yelling, "I can't believe you smoke dope!". The whole "dope" thing made me snicker while they sat there trying to scare the **** out of me by telling me they were going to get private investigators on my ass. HAHAHA! Anyways, now I'm 22 and they've chilled out a lot. I only smoke now...nothing else (sometimes shrooms), but they also found out that my brothers smoke when they tried to stand up for me and now they just laugh at the fact that they have 3 stoner kids (adults)...my poor parents.
Another time, I was smoking a bongloading out on the side of my friends house and three cops showed up - mid hit! It's ocean beach though, and the cops are usually stoned, so they just said, "can you guys keep the noise down and go and continue your illegal activities INSIDE the house please" They even said "please"...love those cops.

 

thepetro420

first off i have an uncle thats two months older than me and we lived in the same house. my mom wasn't supposed to be home till the next day and we were tokin in my room. and i hear her walk in the front door.so i hid the sh*t under the covers real quick and when she came into my room she went bizzerk. lookin through my dressers and it was kinda funny now that i think about it. she told me before that i couldn't smoke in the HER house. but she tried to get me off THE DOPE hehehe. god bless her

Peace out

THE PETRO

bo-battie

i got caught in grade 9. i had just finished smoking in my basement when my mom got home. she went downstairs, came back up and said, 'have you been smoking pot in the basement?'
i replied, 'no...why, does it smell?'
she ignored the dead give away and said, 'look, joe...i don't care if you smoke pot. there's nothing i can do to stop you, but just please don't do it on weekdays. i don't want it interfering with school.'
i agreed, and we never spoke of it again.

Good Riddance

My friend got busted with a half oz of some greens, and I didnt have anything on me, just some cigars (they gave those back). But my parents found out, my dad was pretty pissed. My mom wasnt really mad. She said "I dont want you bringing this in the house." Which she was hinting at that she doesnt care if i do it, just don't bring it here, cuz she can get in trouble for it. what sucks is that your home is the safest place you can smoke. I only smoke there, my friends houses, or at work. No where else.

justchillin2

I havent been caught, but part of me wants my parents(not cops, im not crazy!) to catch me. Cause i think my dad might be cool with it, but my mom probably wouldnt.... I just think i'd feel so much better if they knew, even if they got real mad at me. imagine if they were cool...i could come home high and not worry about it...it'd be great...

Bongzilla

I got caught, such a long story I don't want to get into it that much, here's a sumamry:

Smoked at a friend's house with a few people at lunch, friend driving me back tripped out, someone (who he grabbed through the car window) called the cops, I was the only one who stayed with him. Cops booked us, school suspended me because 'although I wasn't at school, there was a chance I would go back high' and my parents found out.

No big deal though, opened my mind up on the stupidity of the school board/government/and everyone's ideas of morals.

As said by my principle 'You stayed with your friend and I can see you are a good person who stands up for what you think is right. Your good actions will be rewarded later on in life, and your a good part of today's society. Your suspended for two weeks and you will have to call your parents, questions?'

me: 'yeah your policy is bull**** and so are your ethics'

hehe good times