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All2Human

i've been caught plenty of times by my parents. I used to smoke up in the bathroom before taking a bath just like my dad did(like father like son) and when they started questioning my activties I blamed it on my dad, claiming he'd smoked up so much in there that the steam from the shower brought out the smell in the walls. For a minute I thought they were buying it, but later on, after the 3rd or 4th time, they knew it was total B.S. I was 15-16 then. Now I smoke with my dad almost every chance I get. The only probably I have is from my mom, she doesn't want me smoking with anybody but my dad. That's cool, but it sometimes can be a problem because Dad doesn't always have the hook-up.

Never been caught by Johnny Law, knock on wood, still I've been "caught" by passersby when I'm out an about blatently smoking reefer in front of the public.

Ah, I've been caught by my girlfriend's parents, they were cool with it as long as I didn't drive their daughter around, but she still isn't bothered with me smoking and driving as long as she approves of driving abilities

Oh yeah, I get "caught" all the time by other potheads. I'm always walking around red eyed with a sly grin or just plain cheesing. Usually I'm discrete until somebody catches me talking to myself about how good the weed I just smoked was.

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MaryJoe

Hehe, when im baked everyone will be able to tell. Damn Low tolerance, i remember when i had a higher tolerance no one gave me trouble, because they knew nothing, but after my break and smoking every few days everyone knew when i was high.

Oh and i drive high all the time, ive been doing it for the past 7 months, everyone tells me im a better driver high than sober. Pretty f*uked up

imported_Shabumbler

Man, its been awhile since last I posted. Its good to be back, after a few hours of going through all 28 pages of caught stories, I've decided to complete the night with a post and a bowl, respectfully.

After about 5 months of smoking weed, I started to do it quite heavily. Before school, after school, before dinner, and at night. Maybe twice at night. I just loved the feeling and loved the awe-inspiring sounds of Pink Floyd as I drifted off to sleep. Life was going good. Perhaps to tell this tale I should give some background info. Let us dive into the past.

One of my friends, guys name is Reid, is real big into military and has now joined ROTC in college. I love the guy, consider him one of my best friends....but I dont like the military, government, or authority very much. Just not my bag. His little brother, Graham, however was very very much like me. Long hippie hair, loves Bob Marley and The Who, and has become the little brother I never had. As you can imagine I decided to introduce Graham to weed, and since that time we have bonded like never before. I've always thought weed was a wonderful social tool.

Graham wanted to share this experience with one of his friends, naturally, and asked me if I would come over to his house one night and smoke them both out. I figured hey, why not? To make a long story a little shorter, we smoke up that night and things were well. I would supply Graham with the occasional 1/8 for 5 bucks out of my own stash and we would get together and smoke whenever possible.

This all happened over the course of a couple months. Now we are caught up to the start of my heavy usage phase. I had been coming to school high for a few weeks now, and my behavior in the mornings before class had changed noticeably. I was more relaxed and my eyes would be a little red. Eventually my girlfriend started to get suspicious. She never confronted me though. Instead she started to talk to Graham and his friend. Graham never told her...but his friend doesnt respond well to pressure. He eventually broke and told her how we had been getting high.

Needless to say she was pissed beyond belief. We ended up breaking up for a couple weeks (she is wonderfully understanding, and have now been going out for a year and eight months. Something has to be said for persistence on my part lol). During this time, my mother was concerned for my well being and decides to call my girlfriend and ask why we broke up. Since I wouldn't tell her. She calls her one day while im at work, and my girlfriend spills. At exactly 8:33 that night my mom storms into Taco John's and demands my keys.

I give them to her and start ****ting the proverbial brick. I keep my pipe and my stash in a compartment under my shifter that requires removing the plastic panel that holds the shifter. You know the one. Its a damn good hiding spot, but she already knows that I smoke by this time and is just looking for evidence. I get home later that night and she sits me down and has a yelling fest with me, throwing the empty plastic sack I had left in my bookbag at me.

I never got in any real trouble per se, but I've cut down on the smoking. Just once every couple of days or so. My mother hasn't ever caught me again, and my girlfriend has even tried it with me since. She doesnt like it much, but doesnt mind that I smoke. As long as it doesnt interfere with college. Shes a sweetheart.

In closing, Everyone gets caught sooner or later. It happens. Its time for my bowl but before I go Id like to say that its wonderful to be back in the forums.
Mamabudz, i missed your cookies!
Panama, you rock!

Peace,
Shabumbler

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SpunCraz

I got busted on 12/31/00 at 11:34pm. New years eve, yah that was a fun new years, spendin the night in county jail at the age of 16. heres the story

I had just started smoking weed, I was very new to it. That night, I was driving around with 2 of my friends, We're were all in my moms car, I was driving. We started out the night lookin for a quater of schawg. We seen my ex girlfriend and I asked her if she knew where to score, She told me "yah gimmme 20$"
So we get our bud 10 mins later, its slim, It looked like a fukin dime sack, But we didnt care, we wanted to get high that night, so we took it. This was at about 7pm. We' drove around for a while. Smokin and smokin.
It's 10pm now and We have one nice size nug lef. maybe a gram. So at first we say " Yah let's save it for 12:00 New years" So 30 mins past, and we say screw it, load a bowl. So we're smokin on the bowl. driving in the suburbs. I always drive on the backroads outta city limits, But for some reason that night, I was drivin around the burbs,
So one my friend says he has to take a piss, At first I say "ill drive to a gas station, its 5 mins away". My friend tells me hes about to pee his pants., So i pull over on the side of the road. It's dark, about 11:10pm about. My friends taken his leak behinde my moms car when a car comes up behinde us, I tell my friend "HOP IN" and we pull off.
Well, it didnt take us that long to realize its a cop. So I drive stright, driving good, We still have about a bowl on us, We hit a stop sign. I turn Left, the cop stops, My friend throws the bowl out as we round the turn. One of my friends is sayin "we're fked...we're fked". At the time, all 3 of us we're on probation..I was on ramdom piss tests at the time.
So the cop follows us for another 5 mins then BAM, berrys and cerrys. He pulls us over, Me and my 2 friends are stoned, we throw the pipe under the seat, He walks up ans asks me for the uselly info, and then says "I know all 3 of you are blitz" Me and my friends dont say nothing, He then tells me he pulled me over because he couldnt read my license plate. it was too "dirty" (its the middle of the winter in the rocky moutains, your ride is gonna be dirty". He doesnt even ask for my friends names/Id's.
He walks back to his car, comes back 5 mins later, and asks if he can search my car, I tell him "No". He then tells me he knows im already on probation and to step out of my car, I get out and he gives me them road side tests, He gives me the follow the pen with your eye test, I fail bad, I mean real bad, He then asks me to walk a stright line. I tell him that I broke my foot in OCt and had to have sugrey, and now have pins in my foot, I show him my scar from sugrey and he says "Ok'.
So after that he tells me "i know you been smokin drop". and tells me to stopn my mouth, he takes one look at my tonge and says wow. It was brown.yellow from smokin so much that night. He then puts me in his cop car, and we' drive down to the county jail, Anoher cop pulled up, and my 2 friends got rides home from the cop, they didnt get busted or nothing.

Since I was on probation, they could piss test me at any time. They blood/piss test me, I fail both. They then charge me with a DWAI. and I spend New years eve in county jail. Yah it was fun.
I was being booked when the clock hit 12:00. About 1 min later. I hear on a cops radio "we have a few shots fired on blah blah street..happy new years'. The cop bookin me just laughs. So i hit in jail till 6am the next day. My mom picks me up, shes pissed. Im thinkin im screwed since Im already on probation.

my story has a happy ending

That was my 3rd time being busted by the copsin 2000. I was just being real stupid that year. I had been charged with criminal mischief in May , and curfew/MIC in October. So I was already on thin ice with my mom/probation officer. Turns out, My DWAI charge was gonna be in distric count, My probation was in Miss count witch is petty court. MY PO wasnt happy but. I went to court a month later, The Judge read my charge, and said "dirty licencese plate..never heard of that one" I kinda laughed, he gave me 1 year defered sentence(Sp?). Meaing I cant get nothing but a traffic tricket for the next year or they gonna hit me with the books. so it didnt effect my probation.. I got my sht stright after that. Got off probation in April that year, 4 months after myDWAI bust. and stayed cool for another Year and got off my deferend sentence.

I was young and dumb, didt know the the tricks of the trade. Im alot smarter now a days, and now know NOT to drive around on new years eve.

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imported_Paul

I'm generaly new to smoking, but I got caught already
First time I smoked at was ta my freinds house and we had lit up and it was good. Over the course of 4 days we had quite a few times, I was jsut about high the entire trip
Anyway, I get back from his house, and a few weeks later I decide that I could go for some weed, me and my two freinds were at my house, and we got a ride into town and bought a gram for 20bucks (it's expensive ) from my freinds who smoke.
Later that night, I decide that I want to smoke, I don't know what to smoke out of, but my friend did show me how to make a bowl out of a toilet paper roll, I did that got f'ed up and lounged about playing WoW on my computer. Only problem was I had left the tinfoil wrap in my room ( I used to tinfoil to make the bowl) and apparently the next day when I was at school.... my mom found the tinfoil and I guess she smelt it and went ****ing crazy seraching for it... stupid me I had not put it away that day I had loaded a bowl and kept it in a drawer under a shirt... an easy find... unlike my usual treasure chest hiding spot anyway, I called her from school to ask if I could have freinds over and she was like, I think you'de better get on the bus... alone. I knew I was screwed. I get home play it nice... and my mom was like, so you like reality altering substances..? And I gave her a dumb look, she was like, i foudn your stash... ( about half a gram is hardly a stash, pfft) and she pulled it out... yeah I'm groudned for a month.. ending febuary 7th.. I still smoke on wendsdays when she's not home though she dind't really care that much, she said wait till i'm out of the house. It affects my dads job apparetnly because he's int eh military..... yeah, that wasn't cool.

 

imported_Day Dreamer

Dude, the number one thing you have to remember about smoking is to stash your utensils immeidately after smoking. I even think there's a thread in here somewhere about it... if you just make a point of putting away your gear immediately after smoking, your sessions will be considerably more enjoyable.

and it could have been worse.. you got off fairly easily with your mom.

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Frusciante

my parents dont care that i smoke. They tell me they smoked all the time when they were my age. My parents buy me pipes and i smoke with my dad alot, my mom doesnt smoke anymore. Me and my dad even split the cost on pot.

::blazed jae::

I have always been extremely lucky about getting caught, I've only been seen smoking by my parents once, although they know I smoke now, back then there were so many times I barely escaped or covered up the smell, etc and not getting caught.

Some more serious close calls though (where I was acting rather foolishly/cases where I consider myself very lucky):

-Me and friend drove to a university biological reserve in his car at night (closed hours) and baked his car. While driving out a university police car rolls into the property. It basically waited for us to drive out then flagged us over (interior smelled of weed) and she approached my friend's window, asked what we were doing, etc. I told her we were going to meet people to play basketball on the hoop in the parking lot but we decided not to because it was after hours, etc. She either didnt care or was completely out of touch with the fact that we reeked of weed, interior did, our eyes were red, maybe the cop was sick! She said "ok, yeah, youre not supposed to be here after 9, etc" and let us drive off.

-Here at my college dorm I was in my friend's room blazing mad chronic and without thinking we didnt have suction set up and the room and outside smelled quite a bit. Someone called the cops and they came, I told my friend it was the cops but he didnt even hide his bong good, on top of putting his weed and spoon back in his drawer. they made us give them our IDs, then I was told to wait in the hall after turning out my pockets (I had nothing so I obliged), and they searched his dorm room (campus property where it was foolishly hidden) and found everything. They wrote down posession and smoking on my citation (yes they can do this just for being there). I flat-out denied smoking and I met a judicial affairs officer and the citation was removed and I didn't even have to pay the $50 fee. My friend was not so lucky (they got all his stuff), and was put on probation, fined $50, etc... Very sh*tty, but I got off completely.

-I was at a park with 2 others smoking outside with paraphanalia and alcohol in my car around 10 PM (not sure if there were hours or not). We got back to my car to leave and as I was pulling out a Sherrif rolled into the parking lot (very small lot with barely space for 2 lanes out), he could have blocked me in and would have instantly knew we were messed up if he approached us, but he turned in and gave me room to drive away. I'm almost certain he was dipping in there to post for speeders, thank God...

-I was smoking with a girl in her car behind an Elementary school for a good 30+ mins. She was saying how we should go to another place so I agreed, and 10 seconds after we pulled onto a legit street we saw a cop heading towards the school, most likely towards the back where we were!

Probably the sketchiest one was when I was driving around a neighborhood with some straight potheads in one of their older Dodge minivans. We were hitting a humungous bubbler riding around with some really skunky smelling bud. When we were done and put everything up we were in a busier area and came to a big intersection (the interior reeked straight up). We couldnt see very far ahead of us due to traffic and we ended up having to stop right next to a K-9 UNIT! 10 seconds passed and the k9 started barking!!! Thankfully, this was right when the foward lane got a green light while the cop had to stay in the left turn lane on red. Maybe the cop thought the dog was reacting to something else, but it was mos def the chronic, even though both cars windows were up!

There are other close calls, but the point is I have never been caught by police and should have been busted over 10 times. Most of the time I carry myself pretty low-key, but when I get with other people/cars, things can get sketch at times... I've calmed down a little recently with public smoking.

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imported_Blaze_it_Up

wow ur lucky as hell

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mark87fndr

Ugh, My parents are the kind that say they never did it ever. I know their lying they have to be. They were teenages during the 70's for gods sake. They probably can't even remember it.

Bah.