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ParaplegicRudie

once after school my friend and i went to my other friends house whose mother is VERRRY strict (we should have known better). her mom wasn't home at the time, she was at work but her cousin who lives with her was, he's like 24. so we make a bowl out of a cantelope and smoke a few bowls in her room and we're havin a good time when all of a sudden her cousin peaks his head into her room and is like "what are you guys doing?" at this point we're baked and we start freaking out and we're like don't tell don't tell!! and he's saying he's going to and he's laughing at us, that all of a sudden he's like nah i won't tell, just let me get a hit. it was the funniest thing!! so we all crack up and pass this huge catelope to him. we continue smoking having a good time now that that was out of the way. so it gets closer to when her mom gets home so our other friend smokes a cig to get rid of the smell and we spray all this stuff through the house, because i guess we didn't realize it but her house reeaked of pot. every 5 min i think i hear her mom pulling up so we're like freaking out. finally her mom comes home takes one look at us, asks to talk to my friend (her daughter) and luckily she didn't tell my mom but my friend was grounded for like amonth. it sucked and i feel really bad for smoking in her moms house where she doesn't want there to be any smoking (well of pot anyways, she smokes cigs). i realize it's really disrespectful to do that, but it happened.


i also once got caught by my mom because my room smelled TOO good after spraying febreeze to cover up!!! LOL luckily my mom is pretty cool and didn't do anything just told me not to smoke in the house. i think she's pretty much accepted me and my brother smoking lol

 

action_hank

i havent gotten caught fully yet but ive been close

just the other day a smoking spot in my yard wich is an old playhouse from my young childhood was half knocked down when it was ready to be taken away. my bong was standing up just sitting there in the yard on the base of the playhouse with a bunch of unused tinfoil bowls ready to be used soon and nobody noticed. not my parents or the man knocking down the house.

about a month ago i accidentally lit a magazine on fire with some axe while my friend was fooling with a lighter and my mom would have noticed both the overuse of axe and the smell of smoke (from fire not weed) but she didnt come in the room.

in addition to that the bad redeye and such were questioned by parents but it ended up just being excused as allergies so i guess that means i havent been caught yet... mabey i should put the empty jewlry bags and weed in a medicine bottle out of the open

Scotty Blaze

never thought it would happen to me but, it just goes to show you that you better bite your tongue before saying anything like "oh i don't think i'll get caught." it's been part of the reason why i've been m.i.a from everything. i don't know when i'll get to smoke again. i haven't had any in almost a month, but there's always the ol "man i wish i could blaze up right now." hopefully a return to normalcy will be in my cards in the future. until then kids, be sure to cover your tracks.

theculture

hhaha what the hell

Aeson

First time i've gotten caught was when my mom left town for a week and the first night she was gone I came home after blazing WAY to late it was really my own fault. Anyways, I walk stoned off chronic and I can barely talk, and my brother can tell right away, he doesn't say anything he just looks at me wierd and later I found out he told my mom and she comes home, drug tests me and I get caught abunch of off topics and stuff it sucked really bad.. =[

Second time was like 2 days ago when I forgot to clear the tool bar history and she found out I was looking at this site =[

 

theculture

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hahahahhahaha omgggg

Green-Lantern

This happened awhile ago but I haven't told you guys about it yet (don't know why).

Anyways, I've been caught by my schools cop twice, and the second time, I was arrested. So... I'm no stranger to being caught, but this time I'm not the one who got caught. Anyways -

I'm with about 5 people, and we go buy this new small water bong, and sit in one of those glass bus stops and smoke a couple bowls. Then we somehow lose the bowl for the bong, and go back and the dude gives us a new free bowl. So we take that and go smoke a couple more bowls, and then while we're sitting in this bus stop, one of my old friends comes out of the house across the street and tells us to come inside (I hadn't seen him for like, a year). Anyways, we go inside and he says his auntie won't be home for 5 hours.

As always though, I'm peranoid, and so I have a feeling his auntie is just gunna show up out of nowhere. Anyways, we smoke a bit in his kitchen, then we move to the living room and start watching TV. He tells us not to smoke in the living room, and so we don't. But then one of my friends takes the bong out and smokes anyway (what a jack ass, I know) and finally he just says "yeah fine, whatever.. smoke in here". So we do. I'm sitting by the window, and I see a lady walking up the walkway to the door, and I say "yo, is that your auntie?" He checks, and he starts freaking out. "Oh ****! it's my auntie! get out of my house! get out of my house!" so we all run out the back door and forget the bag of weed on the couch.

His auntie found the weed, flushed it, and I don't know how much trouble he got in. But every time I think of how badly he was freaking out when we saw his auntie coming, it makes me laugh.

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TriggerHappy370

Lol, I would fight my aunt if she was about to flush it.

Stoned247

My dumbass friend:

I was driving my friend to school one morning when I was 16, and he asked me if i wanted to smoke weed in the bathroom with him during 4th period. I told him straight up that I wasnt smoking in the bathrooms at school, and that he was going to get caught. Sure enough, 4th period came around and I could smell the weed coming from the bathroom that was right across the hall from my classroom. He told me he fell asleep on the toilet about 3/4 of the way through a blunt.

troublemaker_42

No offense, but your friend is a straight up moron

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