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Smoke_THC · 12-03-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by midnighttokergi

I totally agree with trouble maker 2 .Come on kids stay out this is a good site for us whom are older and wiser,if you must be in here ,be aduts not children when posting please. thank you.keep tokin

im a child. fuc*ing sue me.

**troublemaker_42** · 12-06-2005, 09:33 PM

Awww, c'mon now SHAKOBUDZ (whats the matter? did you get tired of having too much negative rep, so much so that you needed to create a new acct?) is that any way to talk to a fellow lounger???

SublimeStylee. · 12-07-2005, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Smoke_THC

im a child. fuc*ing sue me.

yes indeed you are a child. I have contacted my local prosecuting attorney for juveniles, and he says this may be a punishable offense....

Smoke_THC · 12-08-2005, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SublimeStylee.

yes indeed you are a child. I have contacted my local prosecuting attorney for juveniles, and he says this may be a punishable offense....

in that case..ill be calling my lawer, and you wont get another word out of me

k-dub · 12-13-2005, 12:33 AM

yeah being a teenager sucks when all the 20 somethings look at you like youre a joke but hey what can ya do? the 30 somethings are looking at them like theyre jokes so really theyre children too...strange how the world works isnt it? anyway, i probly have the most stupid caught story of all time.
anyone ever gotten wasted, fallin asleep in the back of a car and woken up in a church parking lot with a cop tapping on your window and the 2 dumbasses that drove you there passed out in the front seat? needless to say i quit associating with dumbasses a long time ago.

daddyganja · 12-14-2005, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Infinite Void

Yep, that's right. After months of daily smoking, I finally got caught. My brother and I (ages 16 and 18 respectfully), as always, went to my car in the parking lot of our apartment to smoke a J. We were just chillin' listening to music and telling stories as always. Then I see this guy in the rearview mirror. He walks up to the car and quickly walks away. Then he starts pacing around in the middle of the parking lot. Finally, he comes up to the car and knocks on the window. When I saw his buzzcut and muscular build, I knew it was a cop.

I roll down the window, and he tells us straight up "I'm a cop. You know you two are being arrested, right?" Needless to say, that scared the living shít out of us. He asked if we had any guns in the car. I told him "no." Then he asks if there was any other drugs in the car besides what's in the bowl (we were just finishing the roach in the bowl, too - almost done smoking). I told him "no." Then he made us get out of the car and put our hands on the hood. Then he kept questioning me about where I got the bud and how much I had left. I told him that all I had was what was in the bowl, and that was the truth.

By this time, I experienced a major buzzkill. Even though we smoked a J of fire-ass mids, I was back to normal ... scared as shít. While we were standing there, the guy told us who he was. He was an off-duty cop (who wasn't in uniform) who happened to be walking by when we were smoking. How shítty is that? So anyway, he asked where we live. I told him. He asked if we live with our parents. I said "Yes, we live with our dad." Then he walked with us to our apartment and made us wake my dad up. It was about midnight at the time.

My dad comes out, and I could tell he was furious. Rightfully so. Just three days before, my brother had been driving that same car and was stopped by a cop. Two of his friends were arrested for possession. He was let off. The next day, he promised my dad that he wouldn't smoke ever again. And now here he is talking to another cop regarding weed. The cop explained to my dad that he was going to let this one slide, even though the state of Florida just issued a "no tolerance" policy regarding drugs. So we didn't have to go to jail over it.

So then, he made me go back to the lake behind our apartment and throw the weed in there. Then he took the bowl and wrote up a report for the apartment complex. (He said he didn't want to because my brother and I were so cooperative and didn't lie to him ... but he had to write a report.) The report is going to be given to the office at our apartment complex, and we may be evicted because of it.

God, this pisses me off. I'm so glad we didn't get arrested, but still we're in so much shít now because of it. Needless to say, my dad is pissed beyond all hell and we may be getting evicted over a damn bowl. The War on Drugs is just plain ridiculous in this case. It's just a damn plant, people.

If no one minds me playing devils advocate, coca, ephedra, opium, and tobacco are all "just plants." Even though pot is virtually harmless, whereas those other drugs are likely to kill you.

Smoketolive · 12-15-2005, 12:30 AM

First of all I cant beleive that I never read this the whole time I have been here. Second Wow!

Thats some ***ed up **** right there. You must be livin in some high class apartments for them to give a **** about things like that. That would never happen in Ireland man for the most part they just take it off you. Unless the cop is a dickhead.

negaDuck · 12-28-2005, 06:13 PM

ok, this story is tha funniest cop encounter I have had, tho it does include some offtopics...so in that area I will be rather vague...I apologize now if tha moderators have to delete it, i understand u gotta do your job.

My two friends, both underage girls, and I were smoking some fire a$$ dank sh**, and decided to look for some offtopics growing in a local cow pasture, a tradition in tha town I'm from. So off we went, blazed as hell and smoking more on tha way, me with a backpack full of toilet paper and baggies. After about two hours of searching in tha wee hours of a spring morning we were unsuccessful, but still blazed out completely. I saw a couple of black and whites headed for tha field we were in, spotlights picking us out. We calmly walked towards tha cops, thinking that would be tha least suspicious thing we could do in that situation.

They caught up to us just as we left tha field and stopped us to get our IDs. I have somewhat of a history in this town with tha po, and so they decide to search me and my backpack. Asking a bunch of questions, I'll admit tha girls probably saved my a$$ by not saying much...mad props to them for that...but it served to piss tha po's off that much more. I was pulled off to tha side and cuffed, tha one po emptying my backpack onto tha sidewalk. Then, tha question of tha moment was asked:

"Son, why do you have this toilet paper and these baggies in your backpack?"

My braincells, fogged with cannabis and revving with adrenaline, spit out a line of s*** that I couldn't have come up with sober:

"well, your honor, I have very unusual bathroom habits."

all said with a straight face. I was thouroughly surprised and somewhat impressed with my own cleverness, and tho I'm sure tha po smelled through tha bulls***, I was released with a most disgusted glare and a warning to not take underage girls out with me after curfew. To this day, those two give me all kinds of s*** everytime I head to tha bathroom...leaving empty baggies by my toilet or telling tha story to everyone in tha room.

imported_ThurgoodJenkins · 12-29-2005, 02:06 AM

lil_oak_4eva · 12-30-2005, 07:51 AM

The first time i was cuaght, it was by my mom when i was 14.

See i couldnt get out of the house 2 smoke these 2 white widow blunts with ny dude down the street so i decided 2 just smoke them myself with my window open in my room. So i blazed on up took a break(didnt put on any spray or anything) and went out got some koolade and came back in smoked the other blunt and went out got some more koolade(smeeling like bud and walkin right past my mom who was on the couch), well then it was time 2 smoke the roaches, first one went by fine, next one went by fine, but then i was like "o theres another hit left, so i took the hit, and all of sudden my mom taps on my shoulder and is like "what are you doin" in the calmest voice i have ever heard, so with the bong still in hand i take it from my mouth and blow out the smoke, and in the stupidest voice i said "smokin pot" and then my mom was pissed! she starts screamin at me "i dont kno y u would do this, ive raised u better than this!". by this time i was crying my eyes out and my buzz was totaly gone and when my mom seen me crying she said "honey, i kno you are just a kid and you are gonna expirement, but if you promise never to do it again i wont tell your father." Of course being the little 14 year old punk i was, i said "i promise mom, never again!" and here i am over 4 years later typing this message while smokin a joint. aww how time flies!

12-06-2005, 09:33 PM	#642
troublemaker_42 0tolerance4BS Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 11,213 Grams: 23,408.02 Groans: 186 Groaned at 43 Times in 40 Posts Thanks: 1,338 Thanked 2,141 Times in 1,143 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Awww, c'mon now SHAKOBUDZ (whats the matter? did you get tired of having too much negative rep, so much so that you needed to create a new acct?) is that any way to talk to a fellow lounger??? __________________ Ted Nugent: "To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic."

12-28-2005, 06:13 PM	#648
negaDuck By Any Means Necessary Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,465 Grams: 5,927.69 Groans: 11 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 794 Thanked 780 Times in 334 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ok, this story is tha funniest cop encounter I have had, tho it does include some offtopics...so in that area I will be rather vague...I apologize now if tha moderators have to delete it, i understand u gotta do your job. My two friends, both underage girls, and I were smoking some fire a$$ dank sh, and decided to look for some offtopics growing in a local cow pasture, a tradition in tha town I'm from. So off we went, blazed as hell and smoking more on tha way, me with a backpack full of toilet paper and baggies. After about two hours of searching in tha wee hours of a spring morning we were unsuccessful, but still blazed out completely. I saw a couple of black and whites headed for tha field we were in, spotlights picking us out. We calmly walked towards tha cops, thinking that would be tha least suspicious thing we could do in that situation. They caught up to us just as we left tha field and stopped us to get our IDs. I have somewhat of a history in this town with tha po, and so they decide to search me and my backpack. Asking a bunch of questions, I'll admit tha girls probably saved my a$$ by not saying much...mad props to them for that...but it served to piss tha po's off that much more. I was pulled off to tha side and cuffed, tha one po emptying my backpack onto tha sidewalk. Then, tha question of tha moment was asked: "Son, why do you have this toilet paper and these baggies in your backpack?" My braincells, fogged with cannabis and revving with adrenaline, spit out a line of s* that I couldn't have come up with sober: "well, your honor, I have very unusual bathroom habits." all said with a straight face. I was thouroughly surprised and somewhat impressed with my own cleverness, and tho I'm sure tha po smelled through tha bulls*, I was released with a most disgusted glare and a warning to not take underage girls out with me after curfew. To this day, those two give me all kinds of s* everytime I head to tha bathroom...leaving empty baggies by my toilet or telling tha story to everyone in tha room. __________________ Tha bigger they were tha harder they fell

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12-13-2005, 12:33 AM	#645
k-dub New Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7 Grams: 797.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yeah being a teenager sucks when all the 20 somethings look at you like youre a joke but hey what can ya do? the 30 somethings are looking at them like theyre jokes so really theyre children too...strange how the world works isnt it? anyway, i probly have the most stupid caught story of all time. anyone ever gotten wasted, fallin asleep in the back of a car and woken up in a church parking lot with a cop tapping on your window and the 2 dumbasses that drove you there passed out in the front seat? needless to say i quit associating with dumbasses a long time ago.

12-15-2005, 12:30 AM	#647
Smoketolive New Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 91 Grams: 1,125.95 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	First of all I cant beleive that I never read this the whole time I have been here. Second Wow! Thats some *ed up right there. You must be livin in some high class apartments for them to give a ** about things like that. That would never happen in Ireland man for the most part they just take it off you. Unless the cop is a dickhead.

12-29-2005, 02:06 AM	#649
imported_ThurgoodJenkins Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 744 Grams: 85.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%

12-30-2005, 07:51 AM	#650
lil_oak_4eva New Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 27 Grams: 797.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The first time i was cuaght, it was by my mom when i was 14. See i couldnt get out of the house 2 smoke these 2 white widow blunts with ny dude down the street so i decided 2 just smoke them myself with my window open in my room. So i blazed on up took a break(didnt put on any spray or anything) and went out got some koolade and came back in smoked the other blunt and went out got some more koolade(smeeling like bud and walkin right past my mom who was on the couch), well then it was time 2 smoke the roaches, first one went by fine, next one went by fine, but then i was like "o theres another hit left, so i took the hit, and all of sudden my mom taps on my shoulder and is like "what are you doin" in the calmest voice i have ever heard, so with the bong still in hand i take it from my mouth and blow out the smoke, and in the stupidest voice i said "smokin pot" and then my mom was pissed! she starts screamin at me "i dont kno y u would do this, ive raised u better than this!". by this time i was crying my eyes out and my buzz was totaly gone and when my mom seen me crying she said "honey, i kno you are just a kid and you are gonna expirement, but if you promise never to do it again i wont tell your father." Of course being the little 14 year old punk i was, i said "i promise mom, never again!" and here i am over 4 years later typing this message while smokin a joint. aww how time flies!

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