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GiggleSmoke

my parents know, I haven't been cought with actual weed, but plenty of times with pipes, papers, I just recently took my pipe back, and once I got caught at school a long time ago. My mom tells me I shouldn't smoke it, that its for sick people and depressed people that have problems, and that if I keep smoking it now then I'll be smoking it all my life because its addictive . I just say ya sure whatever, I figure if they don't listen to me on the subject then I wount listen to them. they know about it, but its not something that talked about often. When my mom askes though I still say I don't though. my dad sometimes jokes about it. It blows over supprisingly quick, my parents acted really strange for a time when they found my pipe, but that just blew over too. parents generaly wana keep thier kids outa trouble, so unless their totally brainwashed, things will get back to normal.

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weed_worm

lol...I feel so sorry for u guys....I've been smokin pot for like 2 years now, and I've been stoned infront of my dad, and he still hasn't found out....ha ha.. 0_o

Super Woman

Last week my mom found my weed and everything else. She knew she I used to smoke, but thought I stopped. I never really get into trouble, just get *****ed at about it. Eventually your parents will let it go and regain your trust. My mom better hurry up the process....

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mcblaze

I have been smoking for about a year now and my dad caught me last october. Ever since then, im so ****ing paranoid when I smoke. I mean I love doing it, but I cant get a carefree stone. Im always scared ****less to go home...any tips/help???

PokeSmot

I was in the same situation. I just couldn't avoid "The Fear." I was always afraid of the 'rents catching me, and having to put up with another lecture/grounding from them. It got to the point where I just stopped for a year or so because I began to dislike all the sneaking around and paranoia. But now, I'm 19, my parents recently seperated, and my mom and I have really started to talk to each other and are quite honest with each other. It's a beautiful thing, really. I've never been this close to one of my parents. I tell her anything... sex, drugs, alcohol.. it's all good. I even drank a beer with her on the porch last night, discussing all of lifes little funny quirks. I'm doin' just fine, thankee

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cronhead

i know there a lot of threads open about getting caught...but i couldn't find any with a funny twist...sorry if there are any...

me and my buddy had just finished a HUGE sesh (you can read more about it here ) and were in his kitchen making a whole lot of food!! in the middle of our cooking, his parents come home with his little sister (we're 18 & 19, moving out at the end of summer, so his parents are pretty cool with mostly everything). anyways, what we really wanted were some pizza begals, but didn't have any, so we made our own, out of big begals...so anyway, his parent walk in and i'm just standing there staring at my bud make the food...not moving or anything. he finally sees me and tells me to start grading the cheese. i was trying soooo hard to not act all messed up, so i didn't look at any of them in the eye..cuz i knew my eyes were shot...and i didn't talk, cuz i knew i wouldn't make any sense to a non-stoned person. so i just concentrated on grating the cheese (which looking back on it now took me about 10 mins to do). my buds sister and mom go to bed (his mom was just shaking her head and laughing) while his dad just stood at the island in the kitchen, staring at us and chuckling to himself. after about 5 mins of that, my bud looks at his dad and says "WHAT???" and his dad just looks at me and says "he is just toasted" and we all bursted out laughing!! it was sooo funny cuz i was trying so hard to not look high...which made me ever more obvious!!
needless to say, i don't think i'm going to hear the end of it from him...he's going to bud me non-stop!!!
just thought this was a funny story, and some people could get a laugh out of it...i could be completly wrong though...sorry if this was a waste of time!!
thanx for reading though!!

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StonedBrad

I know what he means but with the typo did anyone else read this as "pizza beagles", ya know...like the dog? I did, I feel like a moron. I shouldn't smoke pot and then try to think.

So stoned.

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Leithreas

i, too, read it like he was talking about the dog, but then i looked at it harder and realized it was bagels.

so wait, did you guys get in trouble?

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bo-battie

haha, that's hilarious. i've been harassed numerous times by friends' parents for being high.

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Shaba Zero

My best friend Yoshi and I used to go to Vegas a lot. Maybe, oh twice a year or so. We were of legal age to gamble, but it was rare if we spent more than $20 on the slot machines. We mostly just toked and grubbed on the expensive buffet at Treasure Island.

Anyway, one time he tells me, "My mom wants to go too. She says she'll pay for two hotel rooms!"

I'm like, "Sure, I love your mom!"

So we drive up there and since his mom doesn't speak English (Japanese) we leave her in the car and head into a head shop, and buy this incredibly heavy bong with half-inch thick glass. It had to have been made out of a vase.

We checked in to the hotel and his mom wanted to take a nap before going out. Sure! Toking session! And from a new bong!

So we sit out on the balcony of our room in the Sahara, and proceed to get really, really baked. His mom wakes up later, and we stumble out to see Treasure Island. Cause Pirates and skulls are, you know -- cool.

We had a great time and when going back out to the car, Yoshi and his mom kept insisting that the car was parked on level 4.

"No, no! It's parked on level 2!"

This continued back and forth as we walked fruitlessly around level 4.

Suddenly Yoshi's mom turns to him and making a "smoking a joint" jesture with her thumb and forefinger, like she's pinching a roach, and says, "Jujah-san -- ah, Somokah?" (Jujah is an engrish version of my last name, there's no syllables in Japanese that can accurately say it.)

Yoshi starts laughing. I start laughing, my face all red. His mom starts laughing. We walk down to level 2 and there's the car.

After that, we smoked openly and didn't work too hard to hide it. She was surprisingly cool with it for a 58 year-old lady.

Ahh.. I like Yoshi's mom!

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