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imported_SpiesInOrbit

Can't say I was really caught by any authority figure, just a friend. Either way I wanted to kick his ass afterwards.

On a long road trip from Austin,Tx to Springfield, Mo. I'm driving along at about 70 mph or so music jammin. (mod note- we do not discuss getting animals high on this site. Please refer to the posting guidelines you agreed to follow when joining the siteAnyway my buddy sits up and asks me if I'm ready to really trip out. I hesitantly respond with a sssssure... He goes, "ok, you ready...you ready...ok look to your left!" I turn and see a state trooper blow past us at about 100. Suddenly I found myself higher than a giraffe's ass with some relief that the cop was not after me, but at the same time ready to choke my buddy for letting it go all the way up to when he passed us. HOW did he know that cop wasn't after us... MuthaFucka I could have choked his ass to death, but now we just laugh about it.

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DoubleBackwards

I recently got caught for GTA but I didn't get caught for weed: Two of my friends wanted me to come down to where they lived to go have a smoke sesh (22 miles away). I told them I'd buy 2 g's and match bowls with them. So I go grab my mom's keys and her debit card whie she's asleep. I jacked her car and was on my way to my friends without a license (got taken away). So I get down there, pick my bus up, and get the sack. I get it and we're passing a joint around, getting a rotation going, when my phone rings. When i looked at it it said, "HOME" and I started trippin'. I told my friends that I'd drop them off immediately'cause this car was now officially stolen. So they got out and i cruised to my house. I got back and gave my mom her keys and said that I was sorry and that I just wanted to go for a ride 'cause I had a lot on my mind. She said to not let it happen again and took away $100 from me. Which is cool 'cause I have her d ebit card . Stupid thing: next night I jacked her car again to get an oz. (which was last night).

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troublemaker_42

A- you didn't get caught for "GTA"--that would involve police and you getting arrested. You borrowed your moms car and got caught. Glamorizing it by calling it GTA doesn't make you look any cooler. The whole story reeks of stupid behavior. I don't get people that steal from the very people who have raised and provided for them. Actually, I could almost understand doing it for the "thrill' of it once, but you are obviously too dense to learn anyhting from your mistakes since you repeated them again. Its the rare story like this that I actually hope ends with the author(you) ending up in a jail cell. Oh well, I'm sure karma will even things out with you eventually. For some reason, I see you being identified by a number and not a name in the not too distant future. You'd better hope you look good in orange.

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imported_replica

No offense, but that was a pretty dumb thing to do. You're lucky your mom was so forgiving and didn't turn you into the police, or you would have really been charged with GTA.

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hyaku234

wow that was ridiculously retarded. You steal your moms car and her money and you think your cool? I agree with trouble maker, you need to get locked up so you can learn from it.


My story? Well (I hope this doesn't violate the rules but I don't do it anymore) I used to sell, and I had planned to get out of it. So its april (a few days after 4:20 I think), when early in the morning I'm looking for this mini pad I right down like quotes I hear or see throughout the day (not stoner quotes ). So I ask my mom if she's seen it, now keep in mind I used to keep my Purple Haze in glass vials to keep them fresh and to keep them as huge nugs, some of the biggest and dankes you will probably see up here besides white widow, and they were in a book bag on the outside of my closet, I wanted to get rid of them that day and be done so I had put it there around a corner in order for easy access in the morning. Well I shit you not she looks in that very closet THREE TIMES (i mean closes it, opens it, closes it), and looks around the room, and I'm like "Shit, thank God". And then she gets to my doorway, tursn around and looks again, and finds the backpack. Here's where I get fucked, the noise of glass hitting each other makes a noise and she's like what's that? I go, "What's what?" And I hear the rattling, its hella loud. So she's going "what's in there?" I go nothing, I dunno. I mean I really could NOT think of anything, and I'm a pretty good improv guy. So she goes open it, I go "nah there's nothing in there". She opens it, pulls out the big with like probably 4-6 Grams of dank purple haze in it. I told her it wasn't mine, some kid from PA, etc. She tells me to go to school we'll discuss it later.

I get home from work that night, I get grounded for a solid month, can only go to school and work and church (wtf?). It gets better though. I ended up breaking it once to go out to a friends, get caught, get my computer and 360 taken away. So now I can literally only watch TV or read books for a solid month. No socializing, no computer, nothing. Then my stepfather takes me down to a jail in paterson with like his uncle to try to scare my straight I guess or something. So afterwards I decide to just tell them everything that I smoke and all.

And I shit you not, my mom is kinda like yea I know, and my stepfather was kinda chill about it, though I could tell tehyw ere both kinda piss, but then it was like we made a compromise. They were like, "Well I can't follow you in the streets even though I hop e you make the right choices, but I want NONE of it in my house and no smoking in my house". Fucking hella nice.

But I did have to come to VA for two months with my father, who's like a preacher and all religious which was annoying.

 

imported_kdub

A couple of night ago me and my friends were having a pretty huge sesh in my room, I thoguht I had closed all openings to my room(vents, mainly) and so we sitting there smoking feeling good chillin to some music about an hour and a half into our sesh we hear a knock, my friends just stared at me with their mouths open and I just stared at them the same way.

So I go out through the back door in my room and go to the steps and my older sister is standing there staring at me and she's like, "Come here." So I follow her into the kitchen and I see her fiancee is here who is a really cool guy hes just staring at me. So she starts talking to me about not smoking Marijuana in the hous and how she had this talk with my brother and how i smelled just like him at the moment( I knew he still smoked ) and shes like you are lucky mom and dad aren't home this weekend, and im like yeah i know.

So then shes like i left a bottle of air freshener in your bathroom cuz i had an extra get rid of the smell and dont smoke in the house again and im like alright. she was talking abotu how her and her fiancee had experimented and stuff and how it was normal, just not in the house. so i was like thanks, and went down and sprayed the whole bottle over the period of that night and the next morning and i realized i didnt close the vent that had led right up in to the living room where they were watching tv... D'OH!

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DoubleBackwards

Please don't criticize me if you truly don't know the situation. And just because someone gave birth to you, doesn't mean they are your parents. Parents raise you and pay attention to you. Apparently you don't know my parents. Also, I expected people on this forum to have some intelligence. Just cuz i said "GTA" doesnt mean im trying to glorify the situation. GTA is when you steal a car. And if I had gotten pulled over, thats what I woulda been charged for. So please, think before you try to embarrass another forum user who has no wish for YOU to be put in jail. Thanks for the bit**ing. And what I meant to say at the bigging instead of GTA, was for "taking my mom's car". GTA= Grand Theft Auto = stealing a car. Figure it out.

troublemaker_42

I don't care who you stole from, or why. You took stuff that doesn't belong to you, and, in my opinion, that is completely wrong. Justify it how you will, but theft is lame. You obviously think otherwise, and didn't learn a damn thing from getting caught. You don't admit it was wrong, and instead make excuses. THAT is why I think a few days behind bars might actually do you some good. No need to wish jail on me....I've been there, done that, and learned from my mistakes.

SmasheR

Only time I've been caught, was just because I was an amateur. First time buying weed, I bought an 1/8th of dank ass bubblegum. Got it at school. Freshman year. Come home and walk in the door with it in my pocket. Mom is sitting on couch, smells it, busts me. Loss of 1/8th and grounded for 2 weeks or somethin. So not too bad but I wonder what they did with that 1/8th...

WhiteLight

The first time I got caught by my parents, besides my dad hes cool with it. My best friend and I smoked in my basement 2 joints I think. We than tried to sneak out in a stoned botched out the window attempt making the most noise ever. My mom calls me 20 minutes after saying "come home Bob Marley broke in!" I came home she was a little pissed but ater she left my dads like "house smells nice for a change" and went to bed.