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OverDrive

I was just having a funny stonned conversation with my best friend. I thought you guys might like to hear it and tell me what you all think.

OverDrive: "Hey, man! Why is there no Cannibis Church?"

Friend: "WHAT!?"

OverDrive: "I mean like a church where you worship the weed!"

Friend: *face changes to a joyful look* "**** that would be awesome! But how would you explain that to someone!? 'I can't party... I gotta get up early for church!'"

OverDrive: *bursts out laughing* "If I was the minister, this would be my first sermen: Hello brothers and sisters in Cannibis! We are all gathered here today to worship the plant that bares so many gifts and pleasures. I would like to start our new religion as followers of Cannibis Sativa by smoking a nice, healthy bowl. This wonderful primo was donated to us very kindly from the [insert dealer's name here] Foundation."



...and now back to my munchies!

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huh?

I go to church every day..

I would seriously go to that church if it did exist though. I wonder what the devil would be? it would have to be anti-weed in it's purist form, maybe sober math homework, or the USA.

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Jax Armani

that'd be hella cool! and the bible would have all these storys writen by people who where blaze and there would be a special section in the book (50 or so pages) that where blank that you could use as rolling papers.

HELP ME NOW! PRAISE THE WEED! HAY! Haleluja!

OverDrive

YES!! The devil would be programs like: D.A.R.E. and the War on Drugs campaign!

There can't be heaven without hell!

RIP JMorrison

I'll join, lets start making one.

That is the funniest idea I have heard too.
I like to bible idea with papers in the back.

I can see the holy bong water that babies get dipped in & things, it would scare away the feds when we spray it too! Like vampires! bahaha.

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flip

so when you break bread, you would be breaking ganja brownies? Count me in.

Captain Honkey

Sorry guys, it's been done.

http://www.iamm.com

It's called the Church of the Universe, it operates out of my hometown. It's been around for years.

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stavia hippie

church of weed eh? i would love to see what they hand out on christmas

OverDrive

That's pretty damn cool, Captain Honkey!

However, I was talking about a church where you worship the cannibis plant. Not a Christian church that advocates marijuana use and legalization.

Captain Honkey

Their ties with Christianity are pretty loose, I think. They're more into "the tree of life".

It's run by two brothers, and they've both been arrested over 100 times I think. The police don't even bother anymore. I heard this one story about them where they spotted this parked police car, so they lit up a joint, and drove around the block like 5 times until the cops did something.