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SilentPete

Hey remember that the Charles Van Deventer guy that was saying he was proof the drug war was working. Well, me and my lady friend here (damn that just earned me a shoe in the back of the head and here I thought weed was supposed to make you a happier and more peacefull person) were sitting here enjoying a nice plump doobie and surfing the channels when I heard his name on comedy central. Aparently he really is a comedian and he was on premium blend tonight. He was alright. I wouldn't pay to see him, but he was funny. Anyway he didn't look the way I pictured him. I mean I pictured him as an uptight white collar yuppie. It turns out he looks and acts just like this festivily plump dude I smoke with. Its like when you read Roderick Thorp's Nothing Lasts Forever and then watch the movie Die Hard expecting the main character to be Joseph Leland a depressed WWII ace/retired cop/terrorism expert visiting his doughter and then finding out in the movie his name is John McLane and he is cocky New York cop visiting his wife. No wait a second its nothing like that. I guess its more like reading harry potter and expecting Hermoine to be an ugly pudgy girl and then watching the movie and having her be a cute little girl that you would expect to see in telivision comercials. Son of a ***** theres that other shoe time to hit the parties. I hate frats, but I love their giant hookah