DragonBittner

It is true, Marijuana is a good birthday gift. Just ask me! This weekend a few of my friends decided it was my "Birthday Bender Weekend". Great theme! On Friday night, I threw in 20 dollars towards a baggie for myself. Kevin, one of my friends, threw in 20 more for another baggie. Later after we had rolled a nice spliff, Kevin decided that he was going to give the baggie to me.
Ok so, 1/8 + 1/8 = 1/4
Later, when I was high as a kite, a person whom I have smoked up with a few times (but dont really like him) came over and said he was getting an ounce and was not sure if he wanted to give me a 1/8 or a 1/4 bag...he asked a few people that were there, they all said 1/4. I didnt beleive that he would for one second come back with even 1/8. (He likes to lie)
As he is gone, we do a few things, have a good time...2 in the morning rolls around he stops by...and throws a bag at me, there was more than 1/4 in there. (1/4 + 1/4 = 1/2!) I was so incredibly amazed. I went to this house with 20 dollars in my pocket, came home with around 1/2 ounce of the green stuff. On Saturday we had a lot of fun with it. Rolled an entire blunt (not exactly sure on the weight of it, but it took about half the bag) and I still have leftovers! I'd have to say this weekend was a good one...too burnt out to know what day it was, yet too high to give a f***.
So in conclusion, a bag of weed is one of the best things you can do for a friend in need on his birthday.
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