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DragonBittner

It is true, Marijuana is a good birthday gift. Just ask me! This weekend a few of my friends decided it was my "Birthday Bender Weekend". Great theme! On Friday night, I threw in 20 dollars towards a baggie for myself. Kevin, one of my friends, threw in 20 more for another baggie. Later after we had rolled a nice spliff, Kevin decided that he was going to give the baggie to me.
Ok so, 1/8 + 1/8 = 1/4
Later, when I was high as a kite, a person whom I have smoked up with a few times (but dont really like him) came over and said he was getting an ounce and was not sure if he wanted to give me a 1/8 or a 1/4 bag...he asked a few people that were there, they all said 1/4. I didnt beleive that he would for one second come back with even 1/8. (He likes to lie)
As he is gone, we do a few things, have a good time...2 in the morning rolls around he stops by...and throws a bag at me, there was more than 1/4 in there. (1/4 + 1/4 = 1/2!) I was so incredibly amazed. I went to this house with 20 dollars in my pocket, came home with around 1/2 ounce of the green stuff. On Saturday we had a lot of fun with it. Rolled an entire blunt (not exactly sure on the weight of it, but it took about half the bag) and I still have leftovers! I'd have to say this weekend was a good one...too burnt out to know what day it was, yet too high to give a f***.
So in conclusion, a bag of weed is one of the best things you can do for a friend in need on his birthday.
The End

 

LittleC

Man I wish somebody would've have given me some MJ on my birthday. Even though I didn't get any, I still smoked on my birthday which is still a good thing. Maybe next year I'll put that on my birthday list...or maybe my friends will just be nice and get me some...that would be good.

BongMaster4Dub

my dads best friend gave me an ounce of his own home grown kindness.man that guy is great. sounds like you got some good friends who like to keep the greens flowing! gotta love it

FootlongFatty

lucky, man, i gota puzzle last year for my b-day WEEWW ROCK ON!!!!

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Deep_Freeze

a puzzel?
wtf?
lol

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FootlongFatty

yah hah my moms such a dork(luckily she's evovled since then) so i just put it in the tv room, and she did it.

WhiteBoy

my birthday is in 2 days....


if anyone would care to send me a bowl of quality bud through UPS or fedex, i would be greatly appreciated

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what? huh?

Daniel

Yah... what Turtle is about to say...

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MBdanksXs3

If you wanna be super nice buy dank!

Just remember...real friends buy dank! JK.

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