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Grunge Muffin

When your mom comes in cause she smells incense, just make sure you're getting jiggy with palmela handerson...sure, she'll be embaressed, and so will you....but she doesn't ask those tricky questions.....and yes, I just got stoned and did this.

 

ChilleY420

Hah never thought of doing that, bust most time when im stoning in my room i have a buddy over, imagine how THAT would look.....

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StonedBrad

Umm, I don't know about you but I certainly don't want to be caught jerking off by anyone, let alone my mother. That's a great way to keep yourself from getting an erection for like 6 months. That would scare my cock into never coming out again.

Just don't smoke in the house if your parents don't want you to smoke in the house! Is it that hard to respect the rules of those who support your behind?

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weedzinger

Just never put yourself in a position where you might get caught.

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Slightly Stoopid

I would rather get cought smoking by the Attourney General than get cought masturbating.

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ChilleY420

Nuff' said right there.

Pete

WTF are you guys talking about? I would much rather get caught masturbating than smoking weed... my mom would kill me if she knew I smoked weed... if she caught me jacking off.. she'd be embarrassed and she would leave the room and not talk about it again.. and she'd think that I'm just a normal kid with some time to waste.. instead of a "criminal"..

goldberry

lol omg that was funny!!

I would NEVER wanna get caught jerking off, ESPECIALLY not by my mother. That would probably scar me for life, and cause a whole lot of mental problems!

Everytime you're in your room alone she prolly thinks yer jerkin off!

How about smoking when your parents aren't home? Or in the bathroom, with the ventilator running (hey those ventilators are designed to make the smell of **** go away, so they must be somewhat effective).

Bongzilla

You would rather get caught beating off than smoking MJ? Umm...

This reminds me of a story that my friend told me. He was at a park with a guy toking up, when the guy asked him for a super (A super is when a guy puts the hot end into his mouth and someone else blows smoke out, I don't do it so don't ask me ). So he did it, and the guys older sister drove by the park. When she got home, she told his family she saw him and a guy kissing

LOL so he decided to tell everyone what really happened

TheCleric

Ohh man you guys crack me up

Cleric