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Heathen

Ok, some people in life have just got an aura about them that makes you want to throw up. You know the ones. Some people it's just annoying little things that, together, become annoying big things.

Ok, I'll start:

1) Gareth Gates

REASON: Lets keep this under essay form.

2) Richard Patrick (Filter)

REASON: This guys just a nasty little tosser that seems to be intent on failing to sing.

3) Axel Rose (Guns 'N' Roses)

REASON: He has what I like to call; 'the Dog's Bollocks' syndrome. Need I say more?

4) Tony Blair

REASON: He's a smarmy arse-kissing politician.

5) George Bush

REASON: I'll think more if him when he finally learns to read. You did know all his speeches are written in picture form, right?

You guys post some. You top 5 royal wankers and wankaholics.

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OZONE

Okay, here goes...
1) Gerry Adams - head of the IRA, that bastard as taken so many lives, it's sick. In fact, the whole damned IRA can join him in number 1.
2) George Bush - two wrongs don't make a right.
3) Bin Laden - as above. It just makes me sick.
4) "The Sniper" - doesn't this make a fine piece of reading?
5) My parents - okay, maybe it's wrong to have them in the same list as the above animals, but on a more personal tone, I think they should be issued with the odd slap! However, concerning those other ****ers -

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atucker20

1. The DEA - ALL of them
2. George Bush
3. Saddam Hussein
4. Asa Hutchinson
5. All infomercial people i.e. The Juiceman, the Oxyclean guy, etc

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gdman420

I second that

smokin

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AussieStoner

1) John Howard (Aus Prime Minister)
Reason: "He's a smarmy arse-kissing politician".

2) Rove (TV show host)
Reason: For being a male attention whore.

3) That chick off ripleys believe it or not that sounds like a 12 year old.
Reason: For existing

4) Sky Lopez
No real reason, if I could slap anyone I sure as hell would enjoy giving her a spanking.

5) Osama

To be polically correct No this guy deserves more than a ***** slap

 

MJane

(1) Florence Henderson

(2) Debbie Reynolds

(3) Morgan Fairchild (for using those cheezy Old Navy commercials as a pedestal for displaying her latest cosmetic enhancement)

(4) Cher

(5) Calista Flockhart

Shaman

Mjane: Funny, all your slap-ees are female... I bet you could slap a few of the guys around too... hell, you'd probably snap Calista like a twig!

My top-5-slap-o-meter-list
1. Al Gore, but only if he runs in 2004.
2. Ari Fleicher. Resident Whitehouse Spin Doctor.
3. Courtney Love. She killed him goddammit!
4. (in response to heathen's Axl comment) Buckethead and Brain... what the hell were they THINKING joining G&R...
5. Rush Limbaugh... I listen to the guy every day on the radio, and all I can do is just think "Damn I'd like to slap this guy silly!"


BTW, love your new avatar Heathen!

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Leithreas

do these have to be celebrities? cause their are a few people that go to my school that would make the top 10

i dont really have a top 5 actually. If i could, i would slap everyone, but then everyone would hold a grudge agianst me

3. Saddam Hussein

can i ask why? i hate having one sided views. gotta look at the whole picture (and thats not the one on Time Magazine )

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Conine

In no particular order

1) Sean Hannity (Republican suck up talk show host)
2) Barry McCaffery (Let's stick to the facts)
3) Dr. Laura (Would you take stinging moral advice from someone who's nude pictures were all over the internet? Neither would I.)
4) Asa (duh)
5) John (Either will do)

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