Marijuana.com

MordiGrowBoy

GOT BAKED



So its been dry around Melbourne for around 6 days so today at 3 o'clock I found the erge to call up my old prison buddy "Joe". He had some smoke and was able to hook me up. So I picked up Oh-Fear and cruised over the highway to Carnegie. We got to Joe's house and procedded to toke. It was cut fine to a nice soft light green powder and toked through a makeshift bong from a Gatorade bottle. In this instance we allowed the ceremony to begin. What we found was that the tokings was a part of the atmosphere created. Another old friend of ours "Fat Tony" was there as well to toke the fine mix created by Joe.

In the beginning Joe took the wholec cone in one shot. Amazed were we at the sight of such manly toking. Then Bob the Builder frm Home Hardware arrived at the scene of the toking. A cheery old bloke was he, with meat stains on his crotch. Also he too was able to smack the cone dry.

Winfield was on the scene along with his friends Benson and Hedges. They met up with Winston and Peter Jackson. We sat in a circle with Zippo in our hands and struck their heads. A fire was lit and the room filled with the eery glow of the smoke.

We left Joe's crib for my house in the Commodore with Warren G and Tupac on the 5000 watt system. Full bass on turbo and the kilowatts at the rear wheels were too high to measure. We had one half of joint each. We are baked once again.

The names in this story have been changed to protect the innocent.

 

Bowlblaze

welcome to MJ.com
hope u werent in prison for any crime other than mj

__________________
The government thinks we're all criminals. The people who are really the criminals are the people who view pot smokers as being no better than rapists, murderers, or corrupt politions
New? Read the Posting Guidelines. Bored? Join the Chat . Need an answer? Try a Search.

noyerva4u

the hell...?

__________________
i make my moves make moves that make me- bassic

Hemperson

my thoughts exactly......

MordiGrowBoy

are you confused by the meat stains or the phrase "smack the cone dry"??
I'm sorry that I wasn't clear.

The meat stains were from meat pies.
The phrase "smack the cone dry" just means to take the cone in one hit.

 

Sanmar

Heh, you have to be an Aussie to understand any of our slang. Most ppl i talk to have no idea what a cone is out side of Australia.

Anyway, welcome to MJ.com ;-) Nice to see you smoke weed with different varieties of ciggs, though if they are who u are REALLY seeing, you need to cut down man hah ;-)

-=sanmar=-
avril lavigne .... want...to..shag....

wakDbuds

bah thats not how aussies really talk you fools

__________________
Where do we go from here?
Time 'aint nothing but time.
I now have no fear of my fears,
And no more tears to cry.

Misoza

Hahaha, yeah im from Oz and never used the term "smack" in relations to hitting a cone, but yeah I usualy try to go for the one hit pull of a cone, feels like an acomplishment and you always get props for it, plus the next person can start tokin sooner because of your eliteness. hehe.

evilyanie

Baked once again.........
and keepon baking.......

__________________
*Them Knew It, But Them cant Do It......
*Think yar' livin' in heaven,
but cha' livin in hell......
Time alone Will Tell.......
(Uncle Bob)

aus_stoner

haha i luuuuuurve pulling a cone in one hit, i feel so "manly" hahaha

__________________
"I'm trying to spark this bong man, but it won't light!"

*Pause*

"That's no bong! That's for my schlong!"

Exerpt from Van Wilder : The Party Liaison