Funny Pro Pot T-Shirt Idea

11-14-2002, 09:27 AM

Got this in a letter from Steven Heath who works with the Florida Drug Policy Progect (DPFFL)

Here's a good one.

Larger Print: I HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM

Smaller Print: John and Bill have a quarter bag of pot. Each quarter bag contains 48 bong hits. John gets the munchies after four bong hits while Bill gets the munchies after only two. If they eat 15 pretzels each per munchie attack, how many pretzels will it take to survive the quarter bag of pot?

:-)

By the way...I here's one answere from Richard Lake, another Pro Pot advocate ...

Quote:

Hmmm. Saw the problem making it around the lists last night, so I
decided to try to figure out the answer:

OK

I carefully split a quarter into 48 equal units, using every small
empty container in the house.

I then got my bong out which I had not used in years. Like my pipe, but maybe the bong is the key to the problem.

Had plenty of pretzels on hand.

Sheets of paper to keep track.

Figured out that I couldn't actually eat the pretzels if I had to count them.

Took four bong hits for Dick - stacked 15 pretzels in a stack.

Took two bong hits for John - stacked 15 pretzels in a stack.

Sucked down two pretzels, hoping I would not run out.

Took four more bong hits for Dick - forgot and ate the pretzels.

Took two more bong hits for John.

Took another few bong hits, who are these Dick and John dudes? Where is Harry?

Open up, it's Dave! Dave's not here!

Started the DVD player playing Pink Floyd's movie, The Wall.

After that, I forget.

Richard

p.s. It is the next day now. I wonder if I will ever find the answer.

And of course activist Jodi James, who just ran for office in Melbourne Florida and has been an advocate for Med Marijuana since the age of 19 which is (NO I AIN'T TELLING

) years ago...

Quote:

I reallllly like Richard's answer, but .......
Subject: Re: you do the math

that's pretty funny!

....if they both smoke until they feel like eating, and then go eat
together, it's 240 pretzels. If they each smoke half of the bag, it's
270.

StonedBrad · 11-14-2002, 09:37 AM

Math make brain hurt, math bad...very bad...

Am I stoned? Hmm...better go smoke a bit more and figure it out.

t0ker · 11-15-2002, 12:18 AM

I've seriously seen something similar on a t-shirt before. I mean the munchie problem.

imported_strange_blaze · 11-15-2002, 03:47 AM

peace

**Feorge Gorman** · 11-15-2002, 08:48 PM

That's pretty funny stuff!

pOOn

Mr.Mojorisin · 11-16-2002, 03:35 AM

Yes Yes, everyone post marijuana slogans for shirts in here! Im gunna put one on the back of my hoodie and all I can come up with is NORML. And who cares about the numbers, when I get the munchies, all those pretzels better say something to their pretzel god pretty fast because they are all going down the hatch between more tokes.

11-14-2002, 09:37 AM	#2
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11-16-2002, 03:35 AM	#6
Mr.Mojorisin Mr. M Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,872 Grams: 2656.05 [Check] Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Yes Yes, everyone post marijuana slogans for shirts in here! Im gunna put one on the back of my hoodie and all I can come up with is NORML. And who cares about the numbers, when I get the munchies, all those pretzels better say something to their pretzel god pretty fast because they are all going down the hatch between more tokes. __________________ "There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors." Jim Morrison "I believe in the near future, the government will use anti-drug hysteria to set up a police state" author William S. Burroughs, 1947.

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